[DoughtyOne]

I guess folks don’t want to tune in to hear superfluous words of
praise for Joseph Stolen seven days per week.

Especially when you see him nodding off mid-speach, and CNN
will describe it as a power nap.

[BroJoeK]

"I guess folks don’t want to tune in to hear superfluous words of praise for Joseph Stolen seven days per week."

"Joseph Stolen"!!
Oh, I like that name, even better than President Biteme.
Sorry, but I'm going to steal it from you -- and I'd give you credit, if you insist you invented it... ?

;-)