*** Flubros and Flubras ! *** ( A place to see the Butchers Bill for “It’s just the Flu”)

Worldmeters.info | 3/6/2021 | Kozak

[Kozak]

+1,794 DEAD

+67,281 NEW CASES

***535,563*** TOTAL DEAD

[who knows what evil?]

So? People die every day. Worried about COVID? Lose weight.

[S.O.S121.500]

Btfsplk

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Welcome to “Morning at Kozak’s House”

The alarm goes off at 7AM and K reaches over and slams the clock radio.
Feeling a urge within the sheets, he begins thinking about all the people that died over night.
He pole-vaults out of bed, too interested in checking numbers to rub the dirt from his root.
He straightens his whitey-loosies and deflates his usual over-night date so it can be laundered.
He ambles down to his PC and checks the World-O-Meter website in warm anticipation.
There! There! More deaths and positive cases.
Thank gaia it isn’t over.
He feels that groinal urge again...he thinks about taking a shower.
A quick copy/pasta from “the meters” site to a waiting vanity post (he started it before bedtime the previous evening) and...Oh! Look at the time, it’s 7:18 already.

No review...just hit POST!
Now, let’s fire-up that PornHub account....

[cweese]

LMAO! Great summary.

[Pikachu_Dad]

Viking kittie ZOT in 3... 2... 1...

[maddog55]

Great post.. you mentioned:

He straightens his whitey-loosies and deflates his usual over-night date so it can be laundered.

I’m guessing “it” is a Fauci inflatable.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

YMMV

[haffast]

You say Worldometers, I say Johns Hopkins, when I hear Johns Hopkins, I think Mike Bloomberg:

Event 201

The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security in partnership with the World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation hosted Event 201, a high-level pandemic exercise on October 18, 2019, in New York, NY. The exercise illustrated areas where public/private partnerships will be necessary during the response to a severe pandemic in order to diminish large-scale economic and societal consequences.

https://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/

The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security works to protect people’s health from epidemics and disasters and ensure that communities are resilient to major challenges.

https://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/

Who We Are

https://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/who-we-are/

COVID-19 Dashboard by the Center for Systems Science and Engineering (CSSE) at Johns Hopkins

"Financial Support: JHU, NSF, Bloomberg Philanthropies and Stavros Niarchos Foundation."

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Bloomberg Philanthropies

"Accelerating the fight against COVID-19"

https://www.bloomberg.org/

"Mike Bloomberg’s entrepreneurial spirit, public policy experience, and belief in the power of cities to take action helps define Bloomberg Philanthropies’ distinct approach to driving change."

"As the founder of a global data and media company, Bloomberg LP, as 108th Mayor of New York City, and as the guiding force behind Bloomberg Philanthropies, Mike Bloomberg works every day to change people’s lives in meaningful ways."

https://www.bloomberg.org/about/

It's a necessity.  You want to live don't you?

https://freerepublic.com/focus/backroom/3937542/posts?page=21#21

[haffast]

Where is the valve on that deflatable?

[Oil Object Insp]

I’m just trolling, for your Zot.......

[Libloather]

Are we still counting flu deaths? Zero? It’s been cured. Science.

[SecAmndmt]

“I’m guessing “it” is a Fauci inflatable.”

Fauci has never publicly offered his pronouns, so perhaps that could be the OP’s defense.

[SecAmndmt]

“Welcome to “Morning at Kozak’s House”

You just made today’s intermittent fasting that much easier

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Happy to hep a brutha.