BETTER PRESS CONFERENCES THROUGH CHEMISTRY
Posted on 03/06/2021 12:22:44 AM PST by knighthawk
Roosevelt’s legs; Biden’s brains.
BETTER PRESS CONFERENCES THROUGH CHEMISTRY
They’re trying to figure out how to ‘enhance’ him...maybe a deep fake digital video version, aka, a Tom Cruise tape. I put nothing past these people.
Put him through a 30 minute podium presence...or a walk to Marine 1. He can’t do it.
Who is going to do his talking? The earpiece doesn’t seem to work any more and he doesn’t read teleprompters very well. His problem with those is remembering to look at them.
Judging from his campaign performances an hour is the limit that he could then be jacked up sufficiently to maintain coherence. After about an hour he started to lose it and fifteen minutes later he was babbling. That was then. His problem is progressive and apparently accelerating.
You would THINK that they would do this sooner rather than later. It isn’t like he will somehow become more coherent the longer they wait.
Thoroughly pre-screened questions, practiced multiple times, and properly dosed medication, takes time comrades! Josef Stolen will speak!
The democrats are truly demonstrating the “What would have if the dog actually caught the car” scenario.
What are the Vegas Odds that this will happen?
Has Biden met a foreign leader since he has been inserted? It is very odd.
Oy vey.
Think the Fuhrer in Star Trek’s “Patterns Of Force” and you’ve nailed all of Creepy PedoJoe’s future speeches.
Ok, you nailed it. 😂👍
Disney hasn’t yet perfected the audio-animatronic Biden figure. It’s still too lifelike to be convincing.
My guess is it will be canceled at the last minute due to "credible threats" that hoards of white supremacists plan to attack D.C. the day of the press conference.
Just a reminder....Biden eulogized our favorite KKK leader... Senator Byrd.
How insistent was the press corps in trying to pin down a date certain for a presser?
I don’t watch these briefings. Ever. I’m prone to projectile vomiting when I do. But, perhaps, someone here does.
I’m guessing the presstitutes are giving ol’ Joe lots of slack and leeway, and that outlets like OANN and Newsmax are ignored totally.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, sure, nod nod, wink wink.
Geez....I just assumed all this time that you were around 12 years old.
That should be ample time practice both answers to both questions the administration gives to the press to ask Biden . . .
“Mr. President, without asking Jill, Kammie, or Susie and without looking at your calendar, can you tell us what day of the week it is?”
“Mr. President, without asking Jill, Kammie, or Susie, can you tell us who the Vice President is?”
“Mr. President, can you tell us what “existential” means?”
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