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To: Alberta's Child

I patented the English language. You are no longer allowed to use it without my permission. If you do, I will assess a $10,000 fine per word. I am judge, jury and executioner. There is no appeal.

I am sure you will be fine with that since you use English and never paid a cent for its use.


16 posted on 02/18/2021 2:15:42 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Uh — whut?


18 posted on 02/18/2021 2:23:30 AM PST by Alberta's Child ("And once in a night I dreamed you were there; I canceled my flight from going nowhere.")
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Yeah Well I patented the Alphabet.

You owe me $10,000 fine per letter.

Next I will patent pixels.


44 posted on 02/18/2021 7:17:06 AM PST by Scrambler Bob (This is not /s. It is just as viable as any MSM 'information', maybe more so!)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

работает на меня!

CC


56 posted on 02/18/2021 7:15:48 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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