Posted on 02/08/2021 6:45:46 AM PST by Red Badger
We have a STREAKER!!!
The spin move was electric! pic.twitter.com/60Qvrc8NgP
— Ryan Lacey (@rlacey23) February 8, 202
Must Be A Leftist
The Super Bowl got very interesting in the fourth quarter as a “streaker” ran out on the field before being tackled by security. The man was wearing a pink swimsuit with black shorts with his bottom hanging out. He was able to run free for a few seconds before being brought down by a group of officers in the end zone.
The man in the video has yet to be identified, but it appears he did this after getting a ticket to the big game. WEEI, a sports radio station in Boston, posted a tweet before the game that showed a man holding a sign that said he would streak in the fourth quarter if someone gave him an extra ticket.
Who says no? pic.twitter.com/ERi8KdEPwH
— WEEI (@WEEI) February 7, 2021
“The man in the video has yet to be identified, but it appears he did this after getting a ticket to the big game.”
Ya think?
Don’t look, Ethyl!!
The only real thing that happened during the game ? I didn’t , would never watch it ,LOL
ticket holder probably put down a bet if there would be a fan to run out on the field
“Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.”
― George Orwell, 1984
Yep. Explains the transgender craze and many other forms of mental illness promoted in the USA.
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news
Across the nation
On the scene at the supermarket
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah, I did
I’s standin’ over there by the tomaters
And here he come
Running through the pole beans
Through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird
And I hollered over t’ Ethel
I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!”
But it’s too late
She’d already been incensed.
Boogity, boogity
(There he goes)
Boogity, boogity
(And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes)
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
Fastest thing on two feet
(Boogity, boogity)
He’s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin’ give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
He likes to show off his physique
(Boogity, boogity)
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique
This is your action news reporter once again
And we’re here at the gas station
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah, I did
I’s just in here gettin my tires checked
An’ he just appeared out of the traffic
He come streakin’ around the grease rack there
Didn’t have nothin’ on but a smile
I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin’ her a cold drink
I hollered, “Don’t look, Ethel!”
But it was too late
She’d already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers
Boogity, boogity
(He ain’t lewd)
Boogity, boogity
(He’s just in the mood to run in the nude)
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
He likes to turn the other cheek
(Boogity, boogity)
He’s always makin’ the news
Wearin’ just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
Once again, your action news reporter
In the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah, I did
Half time, I’s just goin’ down thar to get Ethel a snow cone
And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling
Right down the middle of the court
Didn’t have on nothing but his PF’s.
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stands
I hollered up at Ethel
I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!”
But it was too late.
She’d already got a free shot
Grandstandin’, right there in front of the home team
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Here he comes again.
(Boogity, boogity)
Who’s that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet
Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
(Boogity, boogity)
What do you think you’re doin’?
He’s just as proud as he can be
You git your clothes on!
Of his anatomy
He’s gonna give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Ethel! Where you goin’?
(Boogity, boogity)
Ethel, you shameless hussy!
He likes to show off his physique
Say it isn’t so, Ethel!
(Boogity, boogity)
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique
Ethelllllll!
Outsiders? They think we are the mentally disturbed now. Lol.
I am trying to convince people to run for lower level offices like school b I ard by merely stating in the voters pamphlet or on signs that that are “Just a normal American.” I would bet they’d get more votes than all. And if an opponent challenges them with “what’s a normal american? They can just say “me” and laugh in their face.
That was a great song. The more subtle humor in it is very well done.
Hey,I coulda happened.
George showed up in a SB ad.
I was actually kinda funny.
He looks more like he DOESNT have a tight end.
BOOM!.......................
Baltimore, good ole days.
Best half hour of my life was waiting for a plane next to Art Donovon at BWI. He was the best. Got my son a signed football from Johnny Unitas after running in to him in the Towsontown mall. He died two weeks later. The Colts of the late 60's and early 70's were my heroes as a kid. Best part about these Colts was that they were down to earth, approachable and friendly guys who loved the game, the city and their fans. Wish it could be the same today in pro sports.
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