China Pushes Anal Coronavirus Tests

https://thenationalpulse.com ^ | JANUARY 27, 2021 | NATALIE WINTERS

[Red Badger]

China recently rolled out anal test kits for Coronavirus. The new protocol was recently introduced via Chinese state-run media outlets, prompting widespread discussion and, in some cases, outrage. “Some Chinese doctors say the science is there. Recovering patients, they say, have continued to test positive through samples from the lower digestive tract days after nasal and throat swabs came back negative,” The Washington Post notes. The method, however, has not been well-received by many Chines citizens.

80 percent of users on Weibo, a Chinese social media platform, responded to a poll saying they “could not accept” the invasive method.

“Everyone involved will be so embarrassed,” one user added.

[jetson]

Who are th poor souls who do the stick work?

[Wuli]

It could mean nothing more than the tests are finding “remains” - cut off pieces of the bug - not “viral” samples.

[LastDayz]

Just change one word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXNOdiBylc

[Dutch Boy]

This might not be completely a Chinese idea.

[Still Thinking]

And even if it’s viable virus who cares? Keep your nose and mouth at least 6 feet from my ass, which I’ve already masked with my pants, (in a gesture of social responsibility), and and you’re perfectly safe.

[liberalh8ter]

This is intended to demoralize the people.

[Red Badger]

If instituted here, it would definitely cut down on the long lines waiting for tests...............................except maybe in San Fransicko.......................

[HotKat]

Drive through testing is going to be interesting.

[castlebrew]

Jao Xiden can kiss my a$$.

[Georgia Girl 2]

The anal probe. 🤔

[salmon76]

Call it “Moon Over Wuhan” procedure

[Red Badger]

It’ll look like Spring Break in Florida..................................

[Red Badger]

As long as they don’t use the same swab for BOTH ENDS..........................

[HotKat]

🤣🤣

[Mouton]

This will go over big in the fag community.

[liberalh8ter]

I'm starting to think these people are aliens....government sanctioned anal probes.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"80 percent of users on Weibo, a Chinese social media platform, responded to a poll saying they “could not accept” the invasive method."

That's cute. They actually think they have a choice in a totalitarian regime like Red China.

[Red Badger]

“Reality exists in the human mind, and nowhere else.”
― George Orwell, 1984

[miliantnutcase]

They were Richard Gere’s pets.

[maddog55]