China Pushes Anal Coronavirus Tests

https://thenationalpulse.com ^ | JANUARY 27, 2021 | NATALIE WINTERS

[jetson]

Who are th poor souls who do the stick work?

[Wuli]

It could mean nothing more than the tests are finding “remains” - cut off pieces of the bug - not “viral” samples.

[LastDayz]

Just change one word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXNOdiBylc

[Dutch Boy]

This might not be completely a Chinese idea.

[Still Thinking]

And even if it’s viable virus who cares? Keep your nose and mouth at least 6 feet from my ass, which I’ve already masked with my pants, (in a gesture of social responsibility), and and you’re perfectly safe.

[liberalh8ter]

This is intended to demoralize the people.

[Red Badger]

If instituted here, it would definitely cut down on the long lines waiting for tests...............................except maybe in San Fransicko.......................

[HotKat]

Drive through testing is going to be interesting.

[castlebrew]

Jao Xiden can kiss my a$$.

[Georgia Girl 2]

The anal probe. 🤔

[salmon76]

Call it “Moon Over Wuhan” procedure

[Red Badger]

It’ll look like Spring Break in Florida..................................

[Red Badger]

As long as they don’t use the same swab for BOTH ENDS..........................

[HotKat]

🤣🤣

[Mouton]

This will go over big in the fag community.

[liberalh8ter]

I'm starting to think these people are aliens....government sanctioned anal probes.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"80 percent of users on Weibo, a Chinese social media platform, responded to a poll saying they “could not accept” the invasive method."

That's cute. They actually think they have a choice in a totalitarian regime like Red China.

[Red Badger]

“Reality exists in the human mind, and nowhere else.”
― George Orwell, 1984

[miliantnutcase]

They were Richard Gere’s pets.

[maddog55]