Thanks for the fun ideas, but I’ll pass on the purposeful ignition source. We live in a forest and the last thing I want to do is start a fire. It would be really difficult to explain to the fire department.
All I want to do is see the white cloud you talked of.
I have shot through partial cans of diesel engine starting fluid. If a can gets dropped on the floor and the nozzle breaks off it’s useless. Again to make it safe for garbage I shoot holes through them. They go around in circles spraying ether. The stink hangs in the air for several minutes.
I also do empty spray paint cans and any other enclosed containers.
My wife thinks I’m a risk taker. I think it takes the boredom out of life.
It is fun for sure!
You think a fire in the woods would be hard to explain? I don’t know. You could just say boomstick, pressurized gas, boom boom, and gesture around then shrug. It’ll probably be ok.
As a disclaimer, I’m not trained in nor have I ever trained in law, or anything resembling it. Based on that statement I would advice incorporating what I said into any kind of defense.
Oh, but have vokda on hand and speak in your best Russian accent. They’ll just think it’s another normal day heh.