It is fun for sure!
You think a fire in the woods would be hard to explain? I don’t know. You could just say boomstick, pressurized gas, boom boom, and gesture around then shrug. It’ll probably be ok.
As a disclaimer, I’m not trained in nor have I ever trained in law, or anything resembling it. Based on that statement I would advice incorporating what I said into any kind of defense.
Oh, but have vokda on hand and speak in your best Russian accent. They’ll just think it’s another normal day heh.
“I’m not trained in nor have I ever trained in law, or anything resembling it.”
Speaking of law enforcement and dangerous things, here’s a true story. First, when I shoot at those containers I mentioned, I’m at least 50 feet away with eye protection. Now for the story.
About 40 years ago we lived in a small town and their sewer lagoon froze over blocking sewage and causing it to backup in homes. That town had a combination cop and maintenance guy. His way to clear the ice was to blow it up. He wanted to demonstrate to the mayor how the explosive worked. So here is the mayor, councilmen, construction folks (me) and a few others around this uniformed cop kneeling on the ground mixing diesel fuel and fertilizer and trying to get it to blow up by lighting it with a match.
On a stupid scale of 1 - 10 we were all 10’s with the cop an 11. Fortunately it never blew up. If he’d used a large fire cracker it might have.
They wound up using a large excavator to dig through the ice. I was the operator.