Helen Thomas is Miss Universe?
Parallel Universes, like time travel, don’t exist outside of science fiction and comic books.
I thought it was the Babylon Bee at first.
Particles from hyper & super novae, novae, and dwarf novae are launched at ultra relativistic speeds way faster than the LHC can produce all the time and smash head-on into each other without black holes or parallel universes being produced.
Otherwise, we wouldn't even be here.
Oh heck no! What part of—“We predict that gravity can leak into extra dimensions, and if it does, then miniature black holes are produced” —does NOT sound crazy dangerous?
Oh well, maybe my Swatch watches will become collectible again...
Those in the parallel universe are really going to be pissed at us if they get infected with the ChiCom flu.
Parallel sheets of paper are not two, but three-dimensional objects. Parallel planes and parallel universes are products of human imagination.
If anything happens, we will never know it.
Actually, what if we actually were all transferred into an parallel universe the moment it was turned on for the first time? That might be a possible explanation for these evil days.
I was sure this was going to be a Babylon Bee article. The chances of this happening are the same as little green men landing on the Earth.
Both are within the realm of possibility.
there are theories about possible parallel dimensions or universes.
and there is at least one theory I know of that uses a parallel to explain some of the strange behavior of gravity
so none of this blather is news really, the theories are out there
what is possibly newsworthy is that someone at the LHC is publicly stating that they expect to prove the existence of parallel(s) within days?????
this COULD be very very interesting! if it happens
When you open doors, what can let things out, can also let things in.
Ok. Say hi to them for me.
If everything gets sucked into their experiment, NancyP just might forego the next Trump Impeachment! Won’t that be nice!
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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension was an instruction tape
> “ ... fired up to its maximum energy levels ever in an endeavor to identify - or perhaps generate - tiny black holes.”
Tell me then why do we need GITMO?
So, from what I can surmise. They spent many years and billions of dollars build this big machine which does this; Creates/generates “particles” so small that their mere existence is debatable theory
Then accelerates these “particles” at each other at theoretical speeds
Then, when these particles collide they can assume, crunchy peanut butter is less likely to stick to the roof of your mouth than smooth.
Have I got that about right?
I’ll put $10 on Can’t Happen.