Joe Biden More Likely to Survive 4-Year Term Than Trump, 'Super-Ager' Study Finds (BARF ALERT)

NEWS WEAK ^ | 10/3/2020 | BENJAMIN FEARNOW

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Joe Biden More Likely to Survive 4-Year Term Than Trump, 'Super-Ager' Study Finds

By Benjamin Fearnow On 10/3/20 at 5:46 PM EDT

Biden, who will turn 78 just days after the November 3 election, has a 95.2 percent probability of surviving a four-year term in office, compared to Trump at 90.3 percent, according to the study data.

[kiryandil]

It’s worse than than - he’s Joek, Jim, he’s Joek, Jim.

[kiryandil]

It’s worse than that - he’s Joek, Jim, he’s Joek, Jim.

[null and void]

Biden is an empty box, a trojan condom full of radicals waiting to break out

[null and void]

but asks the same questions 5 seconds after answered. She can’t even remember how to tell her legs to stand/walk.

Your mom and mine.

[Biggirl]

But no memory either.

[SmokingJoe]

Slow Joe is already 90% dead anyways. He just called yet another kid early this morning.
After he loses, I don’t expect Slow Joe to be with us for even another 10 months

[jmcenanly]

Wasn't that part of the plot of the final Star Wars movie? I haven't seen it, nor do I intend to.

[Eagles6]

Oh, in that case I'm changing my vote!/sarc

Who comes up with this crap?

[ryderann]

That’s the one! Many thanks.

[null and void]

He just called yet another kid

Your Freudian slip is showing...

(Maybe you should go back to sleeping with one eye open?)

[reg45]

Like Colonel Blake, when Radar his Chief of Staff brings him something to sign, he will sign it, even if he is drunk, half asleep, or half dead.

[chopperk]

In four years Joe won’t know who Jill is......

[Trillian]

I do solemnly swear to rule with honor and insanity- Uh, integrity!

[VeniVidiVici]

Ya, right. Slow Joe will live another 4 years.

In an Old Folks Home.

[Nifster]

meh

[SmokingJoe]

I always sleep with one eye open. Lol.
That smart ass spell check will do me in yet

[null and void]

Tell me about it! I finally got fed up with Firefox and switched to Safari, and now I have to double check EVERYTHING to make sure it didn’t fix my puns or capitalize hillary or obama!

[DAC21]

My Step Mother has been alive for 15 years since Dementia on set. She hasn’t recognized whom I am for the last 11 years. What say you News Weak?

[reg45]

Can’t you even do grade school arithmetic? 74 + 11.76 = ~ 86, not ~ 76. And 78 + 9.34 = ~ 87, not ~ 77. That would seem to indicate that both men would live past 2025, sufficient to fulfill the presidential term starting in 2021. However, PDJT will still be mentally sharp, while OldJoe will have the IQ of a turnip.

[CommerceComet]

When you are in your 70s, every year is a big deal in terms of mortality. 77 versus 72, advantage Trump.

Who is the vibrant man full of energy and endurance and who looks like a doddering old man ready for a nap? Advantage Trump.

Sorry but this study doesn't pass the common sense detector.