Yes, yes you could tell us that, however, based on your writing on this thread it would not make much of an impression. Some who may accept that claim might next wonder if you were in fact born in America.
...but it's better for some to know I'm just a semi-literate loser...
You present that cover well.
I always notice folks who would never say such things to one’s face. So bold in internet anonymity! In person, usually, lonely, unprincipled losers with pitiable bank accounts and no property or family to speak of, stinking of dirty sheets, fuming by the light of their computer monitors, attacking anyone who might give them a moment’s attention. Not you, of course, but it happens. You are well named, frog. Relax and enjoy the warmth.