To: billorites
“”facing a critical shortage of one essential resource monkeys. “”
I suggest looking in the House of Representatives in DC and all the State houses.
To: billorites
This is seriously turning into a “Jack Ryan” novel. “Executive Orders” had the same type of indicators in it (lack of monkeys). Along with the “pandemic” confusion over the election/replacement of a President, etc.
I really need to buy some more ammunition.
3 posted on
09/01/2020 5:04:39 AM PDT by
wbarmy
(I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
To: billorites
"America reportedly suffering monkey shortage for COVID-19 vaccine search"As the next best thing, members of the media could be used for testing, but then would the research results be applicable to humans?
To: billorites
Always suspected there was some monkey business going on in all this coronavirus malarkey but this getting ridiculous.
If they are so short of monkeys, they can always use Fauci. He looks so much like a monkey, no one would notice the difference. And he can talk too.
To: billorites
Test it on Antifa and BLM rioters. Its a more ethical than testing them on poor innocent monkeys.
To: billorites
Good. We knew it already, and the CDC confirmed it a few days ago. CoronaCold is and was a big fat NOTHINGBURGER. Give it up!
To: billorites; SaveFerris; PROCON; Larry Lucido
Innocent primates.
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9 posted on
09/01/2020 5:12:04 AM PDT by
Gamecock
("O God, break the teeth in their mouths." - Psalm 58:6)
To: billorites
10 posted on
09/01/2020 5:12:06 AM PDT by
Flick Lives
(My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
To: billorites
To: billorites
Killed them all off with the MS vaccine?
13 posted on
09/01/2020 5:16:35 AM PDT by
cp124
(Mask protection=Dust through a chain link fence.)
To: billorites
Use Antifa and BLM not monkeys.
When we run out of them switch to DemocRats
14 posted on
09/01/2020 5:16:38 AM PDT by
ZULU
(Impeach John Roberts for corruption. SOROS IS "SPARTACUS" BOOKER'S LANISTA.)
To: billorites
Too bad the Marx Brothers aren’t still around. They were the experts on monkey business.
To: billorites
To: billorites
Nationwide monkey shortage.
Nationwide pepperoni shortage.
Coincidence?
22 posted on
09/01/2020 6:42:00 AM PDT by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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