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1 posted on 09/01/2020 4:59:22 AM PDT by billorites
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“”facing a critical shortage of one essential resource — monkeys. “”

I suggest looking in the House of Representatives in DC and all the State houses.


2 posted on 09/01/2020 5:04:34 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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This is seriously turning into a “Jack Ryan” novel. “Executive Orders” had the same type of indicators in it (lack of monkeys). Along with the “pandemic” confusion over the election/replacement of a President, etc.

I really need to buy some more ammunition.


3 posted on 09/01/2020 5:04:39 AM PDT by wbarmy (I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
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"America reportedly suffering monkey shortage for COVID-19 vaccine search"

As the next best thing, members of the media could be used for testing, but then would the research results be applicable to humans?

4 posted on 09/01/2020 5:06:29 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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Always suspected there was some monkey business going on in all this coronavirus malarkey but this getting ridiculous.
If they are so short of monkeys, they can always use Fauci. He looks so much like a monkey, no one would notice the difference. And he can talk too.
5 posted on 09/01/2020 5:09:35 AM PDT by SmokingJoe
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Test it on Antifa and BLM rioters. Its a more ethical than testing them on poor innocent monkeys.


6 posted on 09/01/2020 5:10:06 AM PDT by sinsofsolarempirefan
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Good. We knew it already, and the CDC confirmed it a few days ago. CoronaCold is and was a big fat NOTHINGBURGER. Give it up!


7 posted on 09/01/2020 5:10:09 AM PDT by SaintDismas
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To: billorites; SaveFerris; PROCON; Larry Lucido
Innocent primates.


9 posted on 09/01/2020 5:12:04 AM PDT by Gamecock ("O God, break the teeth in their mouths." - Psalm 58:6)
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10 posted on 09/01/2020 5:12:06 AM PDT by Flick Lives (My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
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PETA


12 posted on 09/01/2020 5:14:40 AM PDT by Brilliant
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Killed them all off with the MS vaccine?


13 posted on 09/01/2020 5:16:35 AM PDT by cp124 (Mask protection=Dust through a chain link fence.)
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Use Antifa and BLM not monkeys.
When we run out of them switch to DemocRats


14 posted on 09/01/2020 5:16:38 AM PDT by ZULU (Impeach John Roberts for corruption. SOROS IS "SPARTACUS" BOOKER'S LANISTA.)
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Too bad the Marx Brothers aren’t still around. They were the experts on monkey business.


18 posted on 09/01/2020 6:12:28 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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Offer BLM free vaccines


21 posted on 09/01/2020 6:21:41 AM PDT by Craftmore
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Nationwide monkey shortage.
Nationwide pepperoni shortage.

Coincidence?


22 posted on 09/01/2020 6:42:00 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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