Biden does not remember what he had for breakfast this morning.
Now just a cotton-pickin’ minute! Even I don’t remember what I had for breakfast this morning.
Oh, wait, I had Frosted Flakes. Okay, yesterday then. Do I remember what I had for breakfast yesterday? No!
Oh, wait again, I had Frosted Flakes. I think, maybe it was Cheerios. I can’t remember, see?
Does this mean Slow Joe is only a day ahead of me????