Rare brain-eating amoeba infection reported in Florida

fox6now.com ^ | 1:22 pm, July 4, 2020 | Staff

[Red Badger]

If in Florida, stay out of nasty water.................

[polymuser]

Finally, an explanation for “Florida man” and “Florida woman”!

[Red Badger]

Liberals and Democrats, especially, are immune................

[Farmerbob]

Talk about a food desert. Almost feel sorry for the amoeba.

[proxy_user]

Actually, Florida Man seems to be unaffected by this virus...

[real saxophonist]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Not found in Joe Biden’s basement?

[grey_whiskers]

Wait — Biden hasn’t been to Florida recently, how could anyone ELSE have caught it then?

[DannyTN]

"Not found in Joe Biden’s basement?"

Of course not. No brains for it to feed on there.

Same reason Congress is immune to the zombied apocalypse.

[P.O.E.]

Send in the Fantastic Voyage crew:

[Grampa Dave]

Rare brain-eating amoeba infection reported in Florida, which means all liberals from snowflakes to BLMers are safe!

[cnsmom]

Is Fauci vacationing inFL?

[Scrambler Bob]

Rare brain-eating amoeba infection reported in Florida
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Yep, that’s why that amoeba is so rare. Most have starved out.

[pas]

There have been only 37 reported cases with exposure in Florida since 1962. The peak season for this amoeba is July, August and September.

I think Florida needs to close down in July, August and September. /s

[left that other site]

Everybody is going to die of something at some time in their life.

[rlmorel]

When I saw that movie at about the age of nine, seeing Raquel Welch in that skin tight outfit made my clothes really feel tight, and I began to wonder if maybe girls weren’t the enemies I made them out to be!

[EinNYC]

AND, Floridas’ Key West now has cases of dengue fever, carried by the same species of mosquito that carries Zika and other dread diseases. Poor Florida, they can’t seem to get out from under the plague thumb.

[Rockingham]

Yup. The common pattern of PAM cases is of a teen or younger swimming and playing for hours not in a lake but in a drainage canal or other murky, polluted water. Most Florida summers go by without a single case.

[Starcitizen]

Zombies and brain-eating amoebas will starve at the Democrat convention, and was in blue cities and states.

[farming pharmer]

Went swimming in Lake St. Clair yesterday. Thank G*d for that 60^oF water...