Homer: Oh, come on, now, Flanders! I don't complain about your mustache!
Ned: What's wrong with my mustache?
Homer: It makes you look like you've got something to hide.
Ned: What?
Homer: People are talking. Lots of people.
When I first encountered news about Bolton many years ago, I was somewhat impressed. But I didn’t like the moustache. It seemed like a very egotistical way of grooming himself, indicating that he didn’t care about what ‘other people thought’ (can you imagine a woman actually wanting to kiss that man - even if, by some wild chance, she found him remotely attractive?)
Now that his book has come out, I agree entirely with General Kellogg - Bolton only cares about himself and gratifying his own ego:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzORZUOqRk0
(Damn - in all humility, even *I* would have made a better ambassador to the UN, now that I know what this guy is really made of.)