I am sure that it is just a hangnail or something. /s
But despite his illness, he still manages to get 18 holes-in-one and bowls perfect 300 games.
They bring Dr. Rona with ‘em?
And the outcome is.....sorry Charlie we do better next time....
He’s dead, Jim.
“according to three people familiar with the situation”
remember the rule of thumb: the more anonymous sources, the faker the news ...
If he’s fine, why can’t he just waddle out and wave at everybody?
No doubt they’re top specialists from Wuhan.
Accidentally inhaled Beluga caviar after watching a funny spot in “Home Alone”? Huffed Chinese glue instead of his usual German brand? That “Maui Wowie” was actually grown in Wuhan? The “Bolivian coke” was actually Chinese drywall gypsum?
If they’re “medical experts,” I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
i wonder if they would demand visual in-person confirmation he’s dead.
Bot saying he is, it’s a thought.
I think Fat Boy is already getting the Lenin Special for public display. They’re just doing a Weekend at Bernie’s while Central Planning gets that month-long mournfest laid out.
Pretty dangerous situation when the only people you trust are the ChiComs…..
Kim is toast aka “Red Chinese Kimcheed type toast” aka “DOA toast”.
Hey Kim! You want egg roll with the treatment?
Don’t count you Fidels until they croak.
“The Liaison Department could not be reached by Reuters for comment late on Friday. China’s foreign ministry did not immediately respond to a request for comment late on Friday”
Didn’t The Chicoms just kick most of the western press out of China? You guys might want to take a hint.