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To: billorites

I took an ass chewing one time for something I didn’t do.

This Colonel “locked my heels” and chewed me up one side and down the other.

When he was done, I told him that it wasn’t me who did it.

He looked at me from behind his desk and said,

“You probably had an ass chewing coming for something else anyway. Now, get out of here.”


8 posted on 04/06/2020 10:56:58 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: blueunicorn6
Best line I recall is supposedly from an enlisted guy.

He said the commander is really, really good. "I didn't even realize I had my ass chewed until I got back to the barracks."

There is an old guidance for commanders.

Give praise in public, give correction in private.

19 posted on 04/06/2020 11:05:16 AM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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To: blueunicorn6

One time, I had a USN Lieutenant (Division Commander) tell me my “mouth was writing checks my azz couldn’t cash”. I shut up immediately.


26 posted on 04/06/2020 11:12:28 AM PDT by moovova (Shouldn't it be called "anti-social distancing"?)
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To: blueunicorn6

Funny story....thanks. :)


28 posted on 04/06/2020 11:13:30 AM PDT by vespa300
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To: blueunicorn6

“You probably had an ass chewing coming for something else anyway. Now, get out of here.”

Well...did ya’?


81 posted on 04/06/2020 1:12:04 PM PDT by TalBlack
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To: blueunicorn6

I took an ass chewing one time for something I didn’t do.

“I’m not saying you did it, I blaming you.”


92 posted on 04/06/2020 2:40:29 PM PDT by spudville
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