[UCANSEE2]

Waiter: “with surcharges and tip, your bill comes out to $23.00.”

Customer: “But all I had was a glass of water.”

[treetopsandroofs]

Waiter: “with surcharges and tip, your bill comes out to $23.00.”

Customer: “But all I had was a glass of water.”

Waiter: “Sorry, that will be $23.86.”

[SkyDancer]

What you do is: on the line where it says “Tip” you write in exactly what you’re being charged then add a minus sign and total the bill out as “Zero” - problem solved and a free meal.

[rxsid]

"Waiter: “with surcharges and tip, your bill comes out to $23.00.”

Customer: “But all I had was a glass of water.”

Waiter: "yes, however, you asked for and used a plastic straw."