Posted on 01/07/2020 11:36:42 AM PST by Kaslin
RUSH: I made mention of the fact yesterday that General Soleimani was flown back to Tehran in a cardboard box. There was no body. There were body parts. There was a hand with an identifiable ring. Flown back there in a box that was laid out across three coach seats in the Iranian airline.
Well, it turns out now that this coffin, Soleimani’s coffin was later put on the hood of a Chevrolet truck — not a Toyota, a Chevrolet truck — for part of his funeral procession. So Chevy got some product placement here, edging out Toyota, which is the official truck vehicle for Middle East terrorists.
Saudi Arabian PR people tweeted out, “The American president Soleimani’s funeral was obvious…” (laughing) The American presence at his funeral! The Saudi PR guy “noted that while the crowds were chanting, ‘Death to America! Death to America!’ the number one terrorist, Qassem Soleimani, was killed with an American-made drone and his coffin was carried in an American-made car.”
So it looks like Trump’s mantra still stands: “Buy American!” The Iranians clearly are, and they are transmitting the few remains of their gigantic hero in cardboard box coffins on coach seats and on the hoods of Chevrolet trucks.
Like a rock!
What was the on board movie, True Lies?
SWING LOW...sweet Cheviot...
comin’ fer ta carry you home.
Alahwahoo Wahackbar!
LOL.... They hate America and love American trucks... Hypocrites.
That would be a great ad for Chevy.
Even middle eastern terrorists chose Chevy over Toyota.
Did you catch what the seminar caller, from Vancouver, I think, was saying? The damn phone rang when he was on.
Thanks!
Cheers,
Jim
I saw a photo of the funeral in Teheran. The remains of the two dead terrorists were in 6 boxes. I bet that the guts of the two dead terrorists were embedded into parts of the Toyota Landcruiser they were riding in when the missile hit the vehicle. “Hey Mohammed, is this an arm or an armrest?” “I don’t know, put it into the box.”
They should have brought his remains back in a used KFC bucket.
So I guess his eyes were blue?
One blew one way and the other blew the other?
Did Soleimani receive frequent flier miles from Iran Air on his flight home?
Did he get a box lunch?
I feel like a salami sandwich for some reason.
Even better, the Iranian Air Force still flies F-4 Phantom IIs, F-5E Tiger IIs, F-14 Tomcats, C-130 Hercules, and several U.S. helicopters.
Haul a stiff away;
In your Chevrolet.
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