Posted on 10/23/2019 9:59:16 AM PDT by RightGeek
Busted on Sunday for his Twitter nom de twit, Sen. Willard M. Romney whined, “Being called a lurker is a new low.”
No, Willard, being a lurker is the new low.
Obviously, Romney’s official Massachusetts gubernatorial portrait, unveiled at the State House more than a decade ago, is going to need an update. At the very least, the identifying plate at the bottom of the frame will have to be replaced with a new one:
“Gov. Pierre Delecto 2003-07.”
Actually, don’t we need a whole new painting? Lose the old one of Willard in his usual gray business suit, hands folded, a small framed photo of his bride beside him on the desk, alongside a copy of his “signature” health care plan.
Stick that outdated one in the basement — replace it with a stick drawing of Mitt, his jaw clenched in anger, grasping a smartphone in both hands. He — Pierre, that is — is pounding furiously on the keyboard. Next to him on the desk is a piece of paper with Pierre’s scrawled Twitter password, which is probably something along the lines of “fromage.”
Willard has been a rather pathetic figure for quite some time now, but really this Pierre Delecto nonsense is, as he himself conceded, a new low.
Has anyone ever seen Pierre Delecto and Carlos Danger together in the same room?
Anthony Weiner was employing his nom de perv in a sick attempt to pick up underage girls. Mitt Romney was trying to respond to the unkind words of … Jennifer Rubin? Mitt, are you serious? Jennifer Rubin? Mitt, as the old country song goes, here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.
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“Mitt Romney, thy name is … Pierre Delecto”
Mitt Romney, thy name is Mitt the Twit
So Mitten’s pet name for himself is “Delicious Penis?”
Explains a lot.
Utah voters...recall this nutcase, buffoon...Mitt Romney!!!
Mitt McCain, Jack Mormon, Jack Republican
The good news is - he will NEVER be able to run for president again! LOL, a self-inflicted wound from which he will NEVER recover.
IIRC, some have said Mitt had some self-serving posts here on FR. Is that true, and if so, what was his screen name?
Pierre Non-Electo.
LOL. He will NEVER be elected again!
Carlos Danger sends his regards!
He is Carlos Danger! No one else can now claim that name...only Pierre!
I just hope Trump starts calling him Pierre Delecto” from now on. Ridicule is man’s most powerful weapon according to that Alinsky dude...
There’s nothing wrong with being a lurker. We’ve had some pretty good ones here. Probably still do. Mitt should have chosen a name less open to ridicule.
H’mmmm, has Mitten’s “Pierre” been playing in places where it shouldn’t?
PierrEDelectO = PEDO
The anagram of “PIERRE DELECTO” is “REELECT PERIOD.”
“The anagram of “PIERRE DELECTO” is “REELECT PERIOD.””
or
Creeper Toiled
Erectile Doper
Creep Loitered
Elite Creep Rod
Mitt picked a great anagram name
https://new.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=pierre+delecto&t=500&a=n
Liked “Reelect Dopier”
Pierre Unelectobable
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