‘Start Your Day With Maximum Gay:’ Kellogg’s Launches LGBT Cereal

NewsBusters ^ | October 18, 2019 | Alexa Moutevelis Coombs

[SaxxonWoods]

The Kellogg family has been up to weird societal stuff for a long time.

Check out the URANTIA Book, which the family “discovered” somehow and published decades ago. It’s very strange, an attempt to propagate a new religion of sorts.

[BunnySlippers]

Sooo ... there’s gay food now. How does one know?

[Skywise]

WTH?!

Where’s the BDSM cereal?

Are we suggesting Trix are for pedophiles?

This is disgusting all around.

[RegulatorCountry]

What, no Cocoa Puffs?

Don Lemon hardest hit.

[Scarpetta]

Read your post aloud to my husband. Very funny stuff.

[READINABLUESTATE]

There was a day when a Variety Pack was just a Variety Pack. 🤔

[Army Air Corps]

Corn Poofters?

[WKUHilltopper]

Kellog’s Frosted Fags...They’re Sweeeeeeeeet!

[HighSierra5]

Frosted Fruit Flakes. Queerios

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Well there is a gay BDSM cereal.

[AmericanMermaid]

And I have learned have to make my own granola, which is tasty and healthy! Who needs Kardboard Kellogg’s?

[Red Badger]

Excellent!............
Put some Corn Hole in your bowl!.......

[chris37]

Kellogg’s Ass Flakes?

[SPDSHDW]

I legitimately had to do a double take because I swore it was a Babylon Bee article.

[Sequoyah101]

Must be a division of Proctor and Gamble in association with Gillette.

Lots of other Cereals out there. It is good to have choice.

[piasa]

I hate to see what the marshmallow pieces will be shaped to look like.

[Tommy Revolts]

These corporations have become so bizarre they now have Chief Diversity Officer (CDO). WTF?

[Honorary Serb]

Froot Loops is “gay” enough! It was Jodie Dallas’ favorite breakfast on “Soap”!!!!

[KarlInOhio]

Will other cereal companies join in? Will Cap’n Crunch start singing “In the Navy”? Will Fruity Pebbles support homosexuality while Cocoa Pebbles supports interracial marriage?

[xp38]

Yep the company was started by a nut and the tradition continues. I have eaten a few bowls of their stuff over the years but nowadays only if their stuff is on sale dirt cheap.