Apparently, you are unfamiliar with the word “analogy.”
Look it up.
Be aware, the more you argue, the more ignorant & hot headed you sound.
Penis analogies, are those a specialty of yours?
I know what a valid analogy looks like walking into a store open- carrying your member is not protected by the Constitution, and in fact can get you arrested on a variety of charges, including indecent exposure or possibly corruption of a minor, etc.
If you think its a valid analogy then go to Wal-Mart with your tiny member on display, see if they 1) try to give you a yellow-dog style contract agreeing to being banned from all Wal-Marts, or 2) get arrested for reasons cited above.
I await your result. Remember, you only get one phone call.