[zipper]

Apparently, you are unfamiliar with the word “analogy.” Look it up.

Penis analogies, are those a specialty of yours?

I know what a valid analogy looks like — walking into a store “open- carrying “ your member is not protected by the Constitution, and in fact can get you arrested on a variety of charges, including indecent exposure or possibly corruption of a minor, etc.

If you think it’s a valid analogy then go to Wal-Mart with your tiny member on display, see if they 1) try to give you a yellow-dog style contract agreeing to being banned from all Wal-Marts, or 2) get arrested for reasons cited above.

I await your result. Remember, you only get one phone call.

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MY tiny member, eh?
Chuckle.
Everybody knows a an obsessive need to display a gun just might be a way of compensating.
Otherwise, tucking it out of sight wouldn’t get you so riled up. Have a nice evening.