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Manholes in Berkeley will now be called 'maintenance holes'
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | July 17, 2019 | Filipa Ioannou

Posted on 07/17/2019 4:04:57 PM PDT by artichokegrower

At a Tuesday night city council meeting, Berkeley became the first city in America to ban the use of natural gas piping in new construction. But that was not the only utility-related issue they saw fit to attend to. No, there was another matter on deck: Eliminating the gendered connotations of words like "manhole" in the city municipal code.

No longer will the streets of fair Berkeley be dotted with manholes, nary a womanhole or nonbinaryhole in sight. With Tuesday night's vote, they have all been transmuted into "maintenance holes," that highest, hardest glass manhole-cover finally shattered.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: berkeley; california; localnews; manholes; prideholes
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Glad that got that corrected. Been bothering me for years.
1 posted on 07/17/2019 4:04:57 PM PDT by artichokegrower
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To: artichokegrower

Butt there are still manholes in San Fransisco’s Castro district...


2 posted on 07/17/2019 4:06:38 PM PDT by null and void (The Left isn't banning "Hate Speech", they are banning speech they hate. BIG difference.)
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To: null and void

Prolapsed manholes...


3 posted on 07/17/2019 4:07:46 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: artichokegrower

Why not call them Buttigieg passage ways?


4 posted on 07/17/2019 4:07:46 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: artichokegrower

“Maint Holes” for short. And it’s a short I and the T is silent.


5 posted on 07/17/2019 4:08:46 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: artichokegrower; null and void

[ Manholes in Berkeley will now be called ‘maintenance holes’ ]

Dear heavens we FINALLY got that corrected!!! Praise AllahOmar!!

Reminds me, I need to pick up some 80/20 ground beef and a can of “MaintenanceWich” for dinner.


6 posted on 07/17/2019 4:08:58 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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“Been bothering me for years.”

Me, too. I suffered a triggering event every time I saw one of those. I almost couldn’t go into Berkeley because of that. I needed to retreat to my safe space.


7 posted on 07/17/2019 4:09:11 PM PDT by CondorFlight
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You know where you can stick that.


8 posted on 07/17/2019 4:09:35 PM PDT by fruser1
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They should be called HumanPersonKindLGBTQ? holes.


9 posted on 07/17/2019 4:09:39 PM PDT by MDLION (J"Trust in the Lord with all your heart" -Proverbs 3:5)
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Could just call them sh1tholes.


10 posted on 07/17/2019 4:09:44 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: null and void

Some men have vaginas in Berkeley.
It was causing even more confusion.

Was that a pass, or was it just a remark about utility maintenance?


11 posted on 07/17/2019 4:10:10 PM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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Do they still set up road signs which say men at work, or men working? Or are those offensive as well?


12 posted on 07/17/2019 4:11:42 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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How’s the homeless situation there?

They must’ve solved that problem


13 posted on 07/17/2019 4:12:46 PM PDT by Skywise
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Glory to the Berkeley ‘holes.


14 posted on 07/17/2019 4:13:15 PM PDT by rfp1234 (NBC: Putting the TURD in Saturday.)
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To: artichokegrower

Do they even know how to spell the word maintenance in Berkeley?


15 posted on 07/17/2019 4:13:16 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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They are A-Holes.


16 posted on 07/17/2019 4:13:17 PM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -GW)
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I’ll just call ‘em “front holes”.


17 posted on 07/17/2019 4:15:09 PM PDT by windsorknot
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Here's a dirty secret: according to Bureau of Labor Statistics figures, maintenance and installation jobs are ridiculously skewed towards men, like 97% across the board. I'm talking construction, HVAC techs, mechanics, utility workers, etc. If men disappeared all of our infrastructure would grind to a halt really quickly.

But hey, let's pretend that it's just as likely a woman will be going down into the underground through a manhole. Sure, why not? It's empowering to pretend.

18 posted on 07/17/2019 4:16:09 PM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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This is so funny I don’t even need to make up a smart remark about it.


19 posted on 07/17/2019 4:17:17 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The internet has driven the world mad.)
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To: artichokegrower

Did anyone else catch that they appear to have outlawed natural gas in new construction?


20 posted on 07/17/2019 4:17:22 PM PDT by MortMan (Americans are a people increasingly separated by our connectivity.)
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