Little Johnny’s mom couldn’t find anyone to watch him when she went to visit a friend’s baby. She very sternly warned him not to say anything about the fact that the baby was born without ears. Johnny promised. When they got there the moms talked a little and Johnny asked, “How is the baby’s eyesight”. “He has perfect 20/20 vision,” sad the baby’s mom proudly. “Good,” said Johnny. “If he had to wear glasses, he’d be screwed”.
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