"Timmy, do you like movies about... gladiators?"
Posted on 05/16/2019 12:32:04 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Hardy Har Har! Those Bidens!
Want to bet alcohol was involved?
Was she naked, like Plugs? I mean, if you’re going to surprise people, why hold back?
You? A Joker? Get Out!
"Timmy, do you like movies about... gladiators?"
I have a sibling who was formerly employed at a major East Cosast paper. She said it was company policy dictated by the White House that she always be referred to in print as Dr Jill Biden. Her doctorate is in education. Standard procedure is that only MDs get the Dr honorific.
I really did. That is a good one.
;)
She thinks *inside* the box. Her husband thinks *of* the box.
LOL!
While it’s OBVIOUS ‘That Beotch’ is suffering both physically and mentally due to DECADES of alcohol abuse, I can’t believe her liver is STILL alive!
Yikes! Maybe we should keep some of her cells alive in an underground bunker or something for future research? An awful human being with the worlds STRONGEST liver? Medical Science could clone the PERFECT BEAST this side of The Hulk!
*SNORT*
(thump-thump... thump-thump...)
"The chicken heart was kept alive in a vat,
in a laboratory, in a special solution."
(thump-thump... thump-thump...)
"One day a careless janitor knocked the vat over."
(thump-thump... thump-thump...)
"The janitor went to get a rag to clean it up.
The chicken heart grew six foot five inches!"
(thump-thump... thump-thump...)
That shows she knows her PhD is really “piled higher and deeper”. Insecure much?
...”under the desk” grinding ? ??
“That silly Jill!” said the Secret Serviceman as she tumbled out of the overhead compartment. “Always with the jokes!”
Right. Sadly, she’s not the kind of doctor that can help people.
The joke goes:
A Ph.D. in Literature was at a wedding reception when a guest walked up and started telling him his ailments. The graduate stopped the guest and told him he had no ability to diagnose him.
Confused, the man said, “They told me you were a doctor, though.”
“Well, yes. I have a doctorate in literature,” said the learned man.
The guests face slowly changed to understanding mixed with pity then said, “Oh, I see. You’re the kind of doctor that _can’t_ help people.”
I fell 7 feet when doing house repair - luckily not injured.
I’d want a few tribbles in there with me to provide a soft landing just in case.
Good one. :}
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