Jill Biden once stuffed herself into Air Force Two’s overhead compartment

nypost ^ | 05/15/2019 | Lia Eustachewich

[ChicagoConservative27]

She’s Jill “The Jokester” Biden. The wife of former Vice President-turned-presidential hopeful Joe Biden can’t resist a good gag — which once led to her cramming herself into the overhead bin on Air Force Two, The Hill reported Wednesday. “The White House is a serious place, with serious people, doing serious work. If you’re not careful, it can grind you down,” Biden, a college English professor, wrote in her just-released memoir, “Where the Light Enters: Building a Family, Discovering Myself.” She hatched the idea to pop out of the overhead compartment ahead of a scheduled flight to California during President Barack Obama’s first term.

[mylife]

Hardy Har Har! Those Bidens!

Want to bet alcohol was involved?

[Ancesthntr]

Was she naked, like Plugs? I mean, if you’re going to surprise people, why hold back?

[mylife]

You? A Joker? Get Out!

[Fido969]

"Timmy, do you like movies about... gladiators?"

[Rummyfan]

I read somewhere that she insists on the “Dr.”

I have a sibling who was formerly employed at a major East Cosast paper. She said it was company policy dictated by the White House that she always be referred to in print as Dr Jill Biden. Her doctorate is in education. Standard procedure is that only MDs get the Dr honorific.

[Churchillspirit]

LOL!

I really did. That is a good one.

[sparklite2]

;)

[Repeat Offender]

“The White House is a serious place, with serious people, doing serious work. If you’re not careful, it can grind you down,”

[Fester Chugabrew]

She thinks *inside* the box. Her husband thinks *of* the box.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

LOL!

While it’s OBVIOUS ‘That Beotch’ is suffering both physically and mentally due to DECADES of alcohol abuse, I can’t believe her liver is STILL alive!

Yikes! Maybe we should keep some of her cells alive in an underground bunker or something for future research? An awful human being with the worlds STRONGEST liver? Medical Science could clone the PERFECT BEAST this side of The Hulk!

*SNORT*

[Gay State Conservative]

Translation: she's got a few screws loose. But then we knew that. Why else would she want to be within 100 miles of that clown?

[sparklite2]

From Bill Cosby's The Chicken Heart That Ate New York City

(thump-thump... thump-thump...)
"The chicken heart was kept alive in a vat,
in a laboratory, in a special solution."
(thump-thump... thump-thump...)

"One day a careless janitor knocked the vat over."
(thump-thump... thump-thump...)

"The janitor went to get a rag to clean it up.
The chicken heart grew six foot five inches!"
(thump-thump... thump-thump...)

[hal ogen]

That shows she knows her PhD is really “piled higher and deeper”. Insecure much?

[hal ogen]

...”under the desk” grinding ? ??

[BradyLS]

“That silly Jill!” said the Secret Serviceman as she tumbled out of the overhead compartment. “Always with the jokes!”

[BradyLS]

Right. Sadly, she’s not the kind of doctor that can help people.

The joke goes:

A Ph.D. in Literature was at a wedding reception when a guest walked up and started telling him his ailments. The graduate stopped the guest and told him he had no ability to diagnose him.

Confused, the man said, “They told me you were a doctor, though.”

“Well, yes. I have a doctorate in literature,” said the learned man.

The guests face slowly changed to understanding mixed with pity then said, “Oh, I see. You’re the kind of doctor that _can’t_ help people.”

[thecodont]

On a standard airplane, that’s what, a 6 foot drop, maybe more?

I fell 7 feet when doing house repair - luckily not injured.

I’d want a few tribbles in there with me to provide a soft landing just in case.

[Churchillspirit]

Good one. :}