Rashida Tlaib partners with Humpty Dumpty Institute for Israel-critical trip to West Bank

Rashida Tlaib has her anti-Israel priorities straight, but her message may be getting scrambled.

The Palestinian-American congresswoman is partnering with the oddly named Humpty Dumpty Institute for a congressional summer trip to the Israeli-occupied territories that will coincide with a similar junket held annually by the American Israel Public Affairs Committee.

In a “You’re Invited” flier, Tlaib asked fellow lawmakers to join her on the trip to “Occupied Territories in Palestine” for five days in mid-August, Jewish Insider reported.

The trip is being funded and organized by the Humpty Dumpty Institute, an international non-governmental organization that purports to — you guessed it! — “put the pieces back together again.”

Humpty Dumpty says it was founded by disillusioned aid workers after the Rwanda genocide and claims it brokers “strategic public/private partnerships that provide sensible solutions to serious problems.” (Obtained by New York Daily News)

“The principle is that once things fall apart you can’t put them back together again,” said Joe Merante, the group’s executive director, comparing Humpty Dumpty’s unusual name to the Robin Hood Foundation which takes donations from the wealthy to help the poor.

The group emphasizes that it never takes political stands and seeks to foster dialogue to help people see different sides of issues. It has led trips to dozens of foreign hot spots in recent years, including similar trips to the West Bank for congressional aides in 2017 and for lawmakers last year. record also includes efforts solve unconnected problems like child nutrition in the U.S., uncleared landmines in Sri Lanka and Vietnam, and the global fight to save “at-risk dogs and cats.”

The Ballad of Pierce O'Reilly (Humpty Dumpty)

Have you heard of one Humpty Dumpty
How he fell with a roll and a rumble
And he curled up like Lord Olofa Crumple
At the butt of the Magazine Wall,
The Magazine Wall,
Hump, helmet and all?

He was one time our King of the Castle
Now he's kicked about like a rotten old parsnip.
And from Green street he'll be sent by order of His Worship
To the penal jail of Mountjoy
To the jail of Mountjoy!
Jail him and joy.

He was fafafather of all schemes for to bother us
Slow coaches and immaculate contraceptives for the populace,
Mare's milk for the sick, seven dry Sundays a week,
Openair love and religion's reform,
And religious reform,
Hideous in form.

Arrah, why, says you, couldn't he manage it?
I'll go bail, me fine dairyman darling,
Like the bumping bull of the Cassidys
All your butter is in your horns.
His butter is in his horns.
Butter his horns!

Hurrah there, Hosty, frosty Hosty, change that shirt on ye,
Rhyme the rann, the king of all ranns!

Balbaccio, balbuccio!

We had chaw chaw chops, chairs, chewing gum, the chicken-pox and china chambers
All provided by this soffsoaping salesman.
Small wonder He'd Cheat E'erawan the local lads nicknamed him.
When Chimpden first took the floor
With his bucketshop store
Down Bargainweg, Lower.

So snug he was in his hotel premises sumptuous
But soon we'll bonfire all his trash, tricks and trumpery
And 'tis short till sheriff Clancy'll be winding up his unlimited company
With the bailiff's bom at the door,
Bimbam at the door.
Then he'll bum no more.

Sweet bad luck on the waves washed to our island
The hooker of that hammerfast viking
And Gall's curse on the day when Eblana bay
Saw his black and tan man-o'-war.
Saw his man-o'-war
On the harbour bar.

Where from? Roars Poolbeg. Cookingha'pence, he bawls
Donnez-moi scampitle, wick an wipin'fampiny
Fingal Mac Oscar Onesine Bargearse Boniface
Thok's min gammelhole Norveegickers moniker
Og as ay are at gammelhore Norveegickers cod.
A Norwegian camel old cod.
He is, begod.

Lift it, Hosty, lift it, ye devil, ye! up with the rann, the rhyming rann!

It was during some fresh water garden pumping
Or, according to the Nursing Mirror, while admiring the monkeys
That our heavyweight heathen Humpharey
Made bold a maid to woo
Woohoo, what'll she doo!
The general lost her maidenloo!

He ought to be ashamed for himself, the old hayheaded philosopher,
For to go and shove himself that way on top of her.
Begob, he's the crux of the catalogue
Of our antediluvial zoo,
Messrs Billing and Coo.
Noah's larks, good as noo.

He was joulting down by Wellinton's monument
Our rotorious hippopopotamuns
When somebody let down the backstrap of his omnibus
And he caught his death of fusiliers,
With his rent in his rears.
Give him six years.

'Tis sore pity for his innocent poor children
But look out for his missus legitimate!
When that frew gets a grip of old Earwicker
There'll be earwigs on the green?
Big earwigs on the green,
The largest ever you've seen
.
Suffoclose! Shikespower! Seudodanto! Anonymoses!

Then we'll have a free trade Gael's band and mass meeting
For to sod the brave son of Scandiknavery.
And we'll bury him down in Oxmanstown
With the deaf and dumb Danes,
The deaf and dumb Danes,
And all their remains.

And all the king's men and his horses
Couldn't resurrect his corpus
And there's no true spell in Connacht or hell
That's able to raise a Cain.

James Joyce

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