3/15/2019 8:13:28 PM · by a little elbow grease · 165 replies
dailycaller.com ^ | 3/15/19 | Scott Morefield
Gee, I kind of feel bad I didn’t contribute any money to the 80 million he collected to lose to Cruz and the 6 million plus he’s collected recently. I’m missing out on all the good feeling those contributors must be experiencing right now.
That’s ok. I think I’ll stay miserable.
Obviously he was conveying a message to her....... eat $hit.
Democratic presidential candidate Beto ORourke told supporters Sunday that hes never taken LSD and theres nothing he hasnt already revealed about his past that could come back to hurt his run for office.
“Oh... I guess I forgot about that turd thing.” - Beto
Who hasn’t? /s
Well. That's one promise already broken, huh?
Don’t laugh. Beto has a constituency. He understands the core of the Democratic Party, their habits and appetites.
Sicko O’Rourke.
Hes a real jerk but this isnt some kind of sick fetish. Hes just a (bad) practical joker and all around dumb frat guy type.
This is ridiculous. As a serious candidate for the US presidency, O’Rourke certainly has a long and distinguished career to focus on without these attacks on his personal life...
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... Any day now... Distinguished record of accomplishments
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... whenever you’re ready Beto.
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Does beta eat pica too?
Bozo tried to feed voters a turd
After skateboarding without a helmet and loving your cow, real men dont need a hankerchief:
With a cherry on top a la Nasty Nancy?
The Left’s New Narcissists
American Spectator ^ | March 20, 2019 | Paul Kengor
Posted on 3/20/2019, 2:09:46 PM by Twotone
Last week, Beto ORourke, who in November lost his bid to be a U.S. senator from Texas, announced to America with great excitement that hes running for president of the United States. A beaming Beto left the unmistakable impression that he could not wait to run for our benefit as well as his. Here was a grandiose opportunity to bestow the gift of his person upon the eagerly awaiting masses.
Beto ORourkes announcement promised nothing less than a moment of truth provided in the form of Beto ORourke. Practically hopping out of his seat, with his wife aside him on the verge of shaking pom-poms, the giddy, gushing 46-year-old proclaimed it a defining moment of truth for this country. He exudes a steady certainty that the electorate will not be able to get enough of him. Part childish, part girlish, he smacks of an American version of Justin Trudeau i.e., a train-wreck.
But Beto doesnt seem to see himself that way. He looks in the mirror, or the nearest camera, and he discerns that voters will not be able to take their eyes off him, just as they cannot take their eyes off Miss Democratic Socialist, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Beto and AOC are two shiny kids in the lefts ideological candy-store, clamoring for attention among the progressive kiddies who fawn over them like prom-king and prom-queen. They bask in the attention.
(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.org
https://spectator.org/a-soaring-democratic-primary-a-thing-of-beauty-to-behold/
Sounds like the democrat candidates are in a contest to show who is the most weird or demonic.
These stories are hysterical. I’m starting to like this guy, not for President. But can you imagine him touring with Milo? I’d pay some bucks to see these two guys debate policy, society, etc. Milo has a more serious message, but Beto would be a great foil!
Now, my question is, how could that stool sample pass for an avocado? What in heck are they feeding that kid???
DANG!
He could bring the solid turd over to Hickenlooper’s house to see if Loop’s mom would deep-throat it. This is a ticket that has true Beavis/Butthead potential.