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‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’-- (Francis O'Rourke's Brilliant Poem)
dailycaller.com ^ | 3/15/19 | Scott Morefield

Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease

‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’

--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief

Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.

Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:

I need a butt-shine,

Right now

You are holy,

Oh, sacred Cow

I thirst for you,

Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,

Good fortune for those that do.

Love me, breathe my feet,

The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls.

The Cow has risen,

Provide Milk.

The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.

Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:

(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...


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To: Mears
“I look at suburban women every time I go to the grocery store. It hurts knowing how gullible and foolish many of them are. “ -

Odd comment. How are they different from urban or rural women?

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Tell me. I'm curious. How did you conclude that I thought suburban women were different than urban or rural?

161 posted on 03/17/2019 3:26:47 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: a little elbow grease

Maybe because you only mentioned suburban women.

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162 posted on 03/17/2019 4:48:57 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Mears
Me: “I look at suburban women every time I go to the grocery store. It hurts knowing how gullible and foolish many of them are. “

You: "Odd comment. How are they different from urban or rural women?"

Me: "Tell me. I'm curious. How did you conclude that I thought suburban women were different than urban or rural?"

You: "Maybe because you only mentioned suburban women."

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Well then, if I may say to you --- it may be better not to draw conclusions from limited information.

I spoke only of suburban women because my grocery store is close by in our suburb, a place where our home has been for forty five years.

If I had actually said something about urban or rural women, I might have suggested that the urban women could be just as equally gullible and foolish about politics.

However, from my seventy two years on this earth observing human nature carefully, I would suggest that rural women are not nearly as gullible and foolish as the others. (It's harder to pull 'the political wool' over the eyes of the farming community.)

Have a good week. --- By the way .... are you a female?

163 posted on 03/18/2019 3:28:36 AM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: a little elbow grease

“Have a good week. -— By the way .... are you a female? “


I have only ONE word on my profile page and that is FEMALE-—that ought to tell you something.:-)

I am an 86 year old who has spent the last 60 years in the suburbs. I was just curious about your original statement.

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164 posted on 03/18/2019 11:19:25 AM PDT by Mears
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To: Mears
"I am an 86 year old who has spent the last 60 years in the suburbs. I was just curious about your original statement."

Now you have your answer concerning that statement. I'm sorry that I was unclear originally.

And, sincere congratulations on your longevity.

Please be well, and take us through a few more Republican administratons.

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By the way, we have a good guy here in Pittsburgh, PA. by the name of Mears.

Steve Mears launching program designed to inspire future sports broadcasters

https://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2018/10/02/steve-mears-penguins-broadcasting-job-shadow-program/stories/201810020028

165 posted on 03/18/2019 11:45:31 AM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: a little elbow grease

“Steve Mears launching program designed to inspire future sports broadcasters “


I’ll be darned,no relation,unfortunately.:-)

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166 posted on 03/18/2019 12:34:29 PM PDT by Mears
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To: a little elbow grease; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

CARTMAN!

DANG!


167 posted on 03/21/2019 12:05:06 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Modern feminism: ALL MEN BAD!!!)
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To: Chauncey Gardiner

It could be sung to the tune of the “alternate” Bonanza theme song. https://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/b/bonanza.html

One for four, four for one:
“Wax my ass, scrub my balls”


168 posted on 03/21/2019 12:06:28 PM PDT by jurroppi1 (The Left doesnÂ’t have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
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To: a little elbow grease
WTF? There's more to the poem than what's quoted in the OP.


169 posted on 03/21/2019 12:08:51 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain
"Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage".

 

I, I, er... Words fail me.

170 posted on 03/21/2019 12:14:25 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

yeah ...


171 posted on 03/21/2019 12:20:16 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

Right ..... he’s a regular Walt Whitman. /s


172 posted on 03/21/2019 3:23:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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