LAUGH BREAK: Stacey Abrams says 2020 run ‘on the (cough) table’ (will appoint Oprah Fast Food Czar)

NYPOST.COM ^ | 3/12/19 | Ben Feuerherd

[Liz]

Stacey Abrams — who rose to national prominence in the 2018 Georgia gubernatorial election — said she is not ruling out a 2020 presidential bid. Democrat Abrams tweeted the announcement soon after saying she would not run until 2028. “20 years ago, I never thought I’d be ready to run for POTUS before 2028. But life comes at you fast. Now 2020 is definitely on the table......” Abrams wrote.

Abrams, an ex-state House minority leader in Georgia, (and a romance book novelist) narrowly lost the 2018 gubernatorial election. Abrams would have been the first black woman elected to the post. She also delivered the Democratic rebuttal to Pres Trump’s State of the Union address.

In a NYT interview, Abrams said she’s mulling her options. “I’m not saying I would be the best candidate, but I’m not going to dismiss it out of hand the way others do,” she said.

[bk1000]

Save your breath Stacey, Trump will be President in 2020.

[ronniesgal]

wait. Oprah is gonna be FAT food czar.

[ronniesgal]

with that pic i can assume Jussie is gonna run....for more lube.

[Liz]

Okay....much better......LOL.

[Liz]

"Obama worked as a male escort before he became president. He's got plenty of lube."

[Liz]

"Obama worked as a male escort before he became president. He's got plenty of lube."

[simpson96]

"2020 is definitely on the table..."

A buffet table, I'm sure.

[Liz]

They threw her off the clown car......she deflated the tires.

[Liz]

"And when I'm elected, free crab legs for everybody."

[central_va]

Those heels must be made of titanium.

[poconopundit]

Northern Leftists: "Oh, such a sweet Aunt Jemima smile on this kind black woman from the Deep South." Abrams is an utter fraud! -- a manufactured puppet like AOC, Beto, and Barkie. America, don't be fooled. Look at her checkered past of tax fraud and anti-American protests.

Liz, as a recall, you have the goods on Abrams... In Georgia, we barely defeated her when she ran for Governor.

Click pic to see full screen

[Liz]

She's just made for "full screen".....LOL.

[Liz]

LOL...... I think they super-glued her to the floor-—to prevent breakage....of the floor.

[Mr. Jeeves]

I think we can say with certainty that Stacey Abrams will get a lot of votes from people who want a President who "looks like me."

We can also say with certainty that if she is nominated, the Democrat share of the black male vote will plunge to a record low. :)

[Liz]

"I wore his shocking pink dress without the jacket b/c today is one of my thin days.
I even fasted....had just two tuna subs a pepperoni pizza for four, and three Big Gulps."

[Liz]

.....if she is nominated, the Democrat share of the black male vote will sink to a record low....

BOL.....now that's funny.

[central_va]

She’s got them “cafeteria lady” upper arms.

[dsrtsage]

“Abrams has tapped Pee Wee as her Erectile Dysfunction advisor.”

Can’t use PeeWee since he shot that poor guy in the back of the head at the movie theater

[Tommygun99]

GPOTUS

Ghettopotumus of the United States....

[Liz]

Oh....I did not know......condolences.