Posted on 02/11/2019 9:40:47 PM PST by tcrlaf
What will your new job* be, under the upcoming Green New Deal?
*We no longer will refer to them as "jobs" as under capitalism. They are now called "paid passions"
The Green New Deal also calls for an upgrade to the basic economic securities enjoyed by all people in the US to ensure everybody benefits from the newly created wealth. It guarantees to everyone: Economic security to all [sic] who are unable or unwilling to work Secure your spot today
As per the goals outlined in the Green New Deal, every American will be provided with "economic security for all who are unable or unwilling to work".
Questions have been asked about the process by which Americans can declare themselves unwilling to work and sign up for free economic security.
Fortunately, we think it should be as simple as declaring yourself as one of The Unwilling and then filling out the short application at the bottom to determine your new career and salary.
For answers to specific questions, please refer to The FAQ.
(Excerpt) Read more at unwillingtowork.org ...
Can I opt out of the Green New Deal?
You're a racist.
Oh joy!
Sounds great!
Free everything!
Worked for Maduro, going to work just as great here!
Let’s see:
.1. I don’t want to work...wanna stay home and play computer games.
.2. I want free food, free house (McMansion please), free car (Mercedes...but Lexus acceptable), free money too (and free education, free doctors, free....give me time to think of more).
.3. Work? Me? Why?
Terms And Conditions
This is no guarantee of income. We do not guarantee income, especially under socialism.
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I love this! The FAQs, awesome.
Can I opt out of the Green New Deal?
You’re a racist!
I thought it was a satire site until I read the FAQ...
Woman who used to live below had her and 3 generations on welfare.
Taking money away from working people to support these slugs is force slavery for those work have to work.
Waelfare needs to be eliminated!
Well, in truth, it doesnt matter if the site is satire or real these days. Same thing.
This must be bait for HG.
“Officially declare your new career, to be begun whenever congress passes the Green New Deal”
I declare to be a Hollywood producer.
Pelosi: Obamacare Allows You to Quit Your Job and Become ‘Whatever’
https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/pelosi-obamacare-allows-you-quit-your-job-and-become-whatever
Folks, the unwilling to work part of the green new deal is absolutely true. They only want that person’s vote and the leftist democrats are willing and ready to take your money and efforts through theft of government to pay that lazy person for their continued vote.
This is how it works, folks.
JoMa
I gonna be a window breaker/fixer for $112,321/per year
YES!!
Young people of all races have learned this, and have opted out of work.
Awesome trolling and mocking.
No doubt brown, black and muslim people we be accepted as those who are unwilling to work and guess who will be refused and have to work?
The first thing I noticed was the similarity between the Unwilling to Work website and the Obamacare website.
That must have been accidental.
I still want a pony!
AOC knows that the people with European background will continue working out of pride and self-worth, while the democrat party’s constituents will gladly jump at the opportunity to get free money, because they have no pride and are full of self-loathing.
*Gender Identity
“Attack Helicopter”
This site is hilarious..
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