Uh, all youse know that Columbus Day is an Italian holiday, right? Cuz’ Chris Columbus was an Italian.
So now they’re takin’ away OUR holiday!? That don’t fly right with the Italian community. So me and Vito and the other goombahs are gonna pay a little social call on the mayor of Sandusky right there in his office, and yeah, we’re gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.
We don’t think Hizzoner ever had his gums massaged with a tire iron before, do you, paisan? Not to the tune of the Godfather theme, anyway. Right in the old pastafazool!
Take the canoli if you don’t want to ride in the trunk. Seriously though, Columbus was one of the most visionary, courageous and determined explorers of all time. Yes, there were incidents of native abuses but oft times that went both ways. I recall Cook rode in to object to his ship getting ripped off and got killed for his trouble.
Leave Columbus day alone or visit Jersey one way, capiche?