Failed business leaves Israel with a crocodile conundrum

CBS News ^ | 8-9-18

[Tell It Right]

Catapult them one at a time onto a crowd of Gaza “protestors” until the crowd disappears.

[onedoug]

Reptilian. Not kosher.

[conservative98]

Choot ‘em.

[Joe 6-pack]

"The question begs, are they considered bottom feeders and thus not Kosher...

A few years back, the Bishop of New Orleans opined that gators, while not fish, could be consumed by Catholics during Lenten Fridays.

[BeauBo]

Tastes like chicken.

[Red Badger]

When left to their own, with no escape route, the ‘problem’ will eventually solve itself.

But you will have ONE HUGE Croc left to deal with...............

[SkyDancer]

Akin to shrimp, lobster, etc?

[Lurkinanloomin]

Ship them to Texas as border guards.

[mewzilla]

I know! Free croc pots!

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Lay down a food trail into the Gaza strip and set them free.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

"Israel passed a law in 2012 defining the crocodile as a protected animal, and banning raising the animals for sale as meat or merchandise. Multiple attempts to sell them abroad have failed. "

Sounds like it would still be legal to chop them up for crocodile food as long as you aren't selling the meat.

Eventually you get down to just one crocodile and you can give him to the Germans for pig food.

[JimRed]

Gators have scales, right? To be Kosher a fish must have scales, IIUC. So catfish = no; gator = yes.

[lee martell]

How could that many crocs ever have become a tourist attraction? They can’t be trained to play vollyballs like dolphin or toot bicycle horns like seals.
Maybe Florida could use them to eat the pythons running multiplying and eating all the wildlife.

[LeonardFMason]

ADD a moat around the West Bank.

[BatGuano]

“Catapult them one at a time onto a crowd of Gaza “protestors” until the crowd disappears.”

________________________________________________________________

Better yet, launch them into the “antifa” thugs while they are beating on the skulls of innocents.

[Little Ray]

Protected critter, remember?
If that had been an option, he’d have sold the skins and meat.

[IYAS9YAS]

The ex post facto law should mean the government has to take control of them.

Does Israel law prohibit ex post facto laws?

[Calvin Locke]

There is/was a chicken/egg farmer in NC that kept alligators, both as a way to dispose of dead chickens, and for the meat and skin. Lots less blemishes compared to the wild meant he could sell his at a premium.

Given the local law, perhaps the Israeli crocs could be put to use as dead terrorist disposal units?

[Little Ray]

Unfortunately, the Israelis don’t kill their captured terrorists. They warehouse them until the Palis manage grab an Israeli soldier (or his corpse) and are forced to trade them back.

However, dumping live Pali terrorists into a pond of hungry crocs on pay-per-view might slow up the terrorism a bit.

[faithhopecharity]

maybe IDF can train the crocodiles to eat up all the Muslim terrorists?