Ping.
I don’t want to say “Good, serves him right!!!!!!” or “Pity he survived.”
So I’ll just say “Fantastico!!” I mean that as an exasperated utterance of course because we are now paying for the SOB’s ER bills. Naturally I’m not pleased at all that his poor Humpy Dumpty @$$ was injured for I love and cherish all of God’s creatures. Sarcasm? What’s that, I don’t know what you’re talking about, there are tears in my eyes for our poor friend Ricky Retardo aka “Chicano Spiderman”. If his legs don’t heal maybe he can star in an “Ironside” reboot.
The question is why don’t we have a dry moat with some nice sharp spikes?