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Esquire: Okay, Now I Actually Do Want To Take Your Guns. All Of Them.
Esquire ^ | 05/18/18 | Dave Holmes

Posted on 05/19/2018 9:45:29 AM PDT by Simon Green

Listen, I know the moments after a gunman opens fire in a school are hectic for you. You have to get your talking points together, you have to mentally prepare to debate a traumatized yet sensible child, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and practice saying that more guns would have made the situation less deadly. It’s a busy time! And since we are always either in the moments after or the moments before a mass shooting, you’re pretty much always busy, I have noticed!

Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I now actually do want to take your guns.

All of your guns.

Right now.

(snip)

So now I’m angry. Now I’m finished trying to reason with you. So now I, a guy who was ambivalent about guns just a few years ago, want to take your guns away. All of them. I want to take them all and melt them down and shape them into a giant sphere and then push it at you so you have to run away from it like Indiana Jones for the rest of your lives. I want Ted Nugent to roam the halls of his gunless house, sighing wearily until he dies. I want to end this thing once and for all, so that all of you who have prioritized the sale of guns over the lives of children have to sit quietly and think about what you’ve done. God help me, I want to take all of your guns out of your hands, by myself, right now.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: banglist; bloat; homosexualagenda; sissypants
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To: Kickass Conservative

Read my post #38. I thought he would like to receive a pile of pro-gun spam just to make us look bad. Strange....


41 posted on 05/19/2018 10:02:53 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: Professional

If they want to start a war over this, then they will have one.


42 posted on 05/19/2018 10:03:03 AM PDT by chris37 ("I am everybody." -Mark Robinson)
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To: ExGeeEye

I believe you. I am a discriminating lady of a certain age, and you can take my word for it.


43 posted on 05/19/2018 10:04:15 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I have the easiest life in the history of the world.)
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To: simpson96
Is that actually "him?" LOL! That pussy couldn't take a crap, let alone any of my guns.

If I had any, that is ...

44 posted on 05/19/2018 10:05:43 AM PDT by IronJack (A)
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To: Simon Green

OK, Davey, you know your quest is going to take some time.

Since I’m sure you are willing to volunteer your services, I would suggest that your time will be best spent taking the guns from the people who are most likely to commit violence with their guns.

Many of those people live in the inner areas of cities like Baltimore, Chicago, Atlanta, Detroit, St. Louis, Oakland, Memphis, Stockton, Cleveland, and New Orleans.

You might have difficulty finding those people as very few of them own legally registered weapons, but go downtown on a Saturday night, and you will find them. Or more correctly, they will find you.

And once you clean up those areas, get back to us and tell us how many lives you saved.


45 posted on 05/19/2018 10:06:05 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: simpson96

Is the human on the right or left? Help me out, please.


46 posted on 05/19/2018 10:06:54 AM PDT by frank ballenger (End non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorhip or we're finishid.)
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To: Simon Green

I WOULD NOT want to be this guys’s Inbox. One can only imagine the HATE MAIL that he’s getting.

...except not from our side, actually from his side, for SPILLING THE BEANS.

If the Dems REALLY want to start a gun-grab 5 months before the elections, I say HAVE AT IT!!! The Republicans in the House look like TOTAL IDIOTS on the ‘Farm Bill’, the Omnibus, Amnesty, ‘Criminal Justice Reform’ (i.e., emptying our jails, and Obamacare.

About the ONLY THING that can bail them out is fighting against a gun-grab, and then only if they have the balls to actually push back, and push back hard.


47 posted on 05/19/2018 10:07:03 AM PDT by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's...I just don't tell anyone)
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To: Simon Green

This is not news. We’ve known this since 1968 when Esquire published an alternate version to the Constitution in which NO 2nd Amendment was allowed, just the opposite. Also, the office of President was to be replaced by “Chairman”.


48 posted on 05/19/2018 10:07:35 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Simon Green

They’re finally starting to admit their true agenda.

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It’s wishful thinking but I hope the Dems campaign on that.


49 posted on 05/19/2018 10:09:06 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: Simon Green
So now I’m angry. Now I’m finished trying to reason with you.

Finished? When did you start?

50 posted on 05/19/2018 10:10:04 AM PDT by Flick Lives (Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation.)
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To: Simon Green
Dear liberal blood dancer,
We know you revel in every incident like this, because you think your agenda will be advanced with each dead body. You pray for higher and higher body counts, while crying fake tears. "Dear Gaia, just 5 more and please... let it have been an AR-15."

Take your fake moral outrage and cram it...sideways.

51 posted on 05/19/2018 10:11:18 AM PDT by Flag_This (Liberals are locusts.)
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To: simpson96

From Modern Family to Esquire.


52 posted on 05/19/2018 10:11:28 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Simon Green

Pure drama queen. Emotionalism will never solve a problem. I do find a connection between emotionalism of this Pajama Boy, David Hogg and mass murderers in general. These types cannot process rational thought and deny critical thinking. It builds up inside them until it explodes. Picking up a gun, knife, bomb or driving a car as a weapon is their release. Mass murderers tend to be white, abused as children, from broken homes, godless, effeminate, mentally ill (usually medicated; need to institutionalized) and political leftist. These traits can be associated with liberal politicians in general.


53 posted on 05/19/2018 10:11:40 AM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: simpson96
This!

This?

This silly-ass looking walking vagina wants to take my guns...NOW?

Please...oh, please...come and get them!

I won't even pick one up for your pencil-necked geek ass looking fool self...I'll just poke your damned eye out with my finger...and if that doesn't make you run away screaming like a 12 year old Bieber fan, then I'll make paste of your gonads.

You fools are beginning to irritate me, now.

Stoopid looking obama-voting onesie-PJ wearing piece of cowardly shit.

Oh, and by the way...that silly little cookie duster you got there...it would look better on the damn dog.

Really.

54 posted on 05/19/2018 10:12:38 AM PDT by OldSmaj (The only thing washed on a filthy liberal is their damned brains.)
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To: CodeToad

>He’s a queer.

Ya think?


55 posted on 05/19/2018 10:13:32 AM PDT by nevadapatriot
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To: simpson96

Pure estrogen.


56 posted on 05/19/2018 10:14:23 AM PDT by SIDENET (Where have you gone, Augusto Pinochet? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.)
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To: Simon Green

He writes like a thirteen-year-old girl.


57 posted on 05/19/2018 10:15:07 AM PDT by heights
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To: Simon Green

No. BFYTW. Your move.


58 posted on 05/19/2018 10:16:33 AM PDT by Noumenon (When all liberals have is a hammer, every problem is a nail in YOUR coffin.)
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To: nevadapatriot

I’m fairly sure, but not totally positive. Could be wrong. I’ll ask his sister.


59 posted on 05/19/2018 10:17:02 AM PDT by CodeToad
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To: Simon Green
Dear Dave,

Do you think we didn't know you people were lying weasels? We knew what you were up to all along. We saw what you did to smokers and we're not falling for your virtue signaling crap.

By the way, we have noticed that you only pipe up when white people get shot. You don't seem to have a problem when victims are blacks. Do you know how many blacks have been shot in Chicago in the last 12 months? Of course you don't. Why would you want to know that?

You are liars and racists.

Foxtrot Oscar.

The NRA

60 posted on 05/19/2018 10:17:07 AM PDT by Poison Pill
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