[Pearls Before Swine]

I once had a bit of a crush on Maria Sharapova, does that mean I shall next find myself in Mueller’s net?

Anonymous bulletin boards are not as private as you may think. Be careful.

For me it was Anna Kournikova.

[Fai Mao]

I talked to a Russian tourist on the beach the other day. We conspirer together. He wanted to know where a topless nightclub was. I told him, “It’s Guam just pick one!”

But that was a lie since I didn’t really know

[Army Air Corps]

Ah, Anna. Good choice.