CNN's Mudd on Being Subject of Mueller Probe: 'I'd Wet My Pants'

Newsbusters ^ | April 4, 2018 | P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

Unhinged people can be counted on to deliver colorfully deranged quotes and on Tuesday night's CNN Tonight the reliably batty Philip Mudd, in his role as their counterterrorism analyst, did not disappoint. In reaction to the good news for President Donald Trump that Special Counsel Robert Mueller named him not a target but merely a subject for investigation, Mudd declared that subject status would make him wet his pants.

[PJ-Comix]

The kind-hearted author of this article left a link at the end for the weak-bladdered Philip Mudd to print Depends coupons from the web.

[shelterguy]

He sounds like a fag, Jim.

[KC_Lion]

I would too, Mueller and Rodstein breaks into your home THEN gets a warrant.

What they have done to Manafort is one of the most tyrannical things I have ever seen.

[Cicero]

I think it’s a health issue. CNN should provide health insurance to cover it.

[SpinnerWebb]

Dammit, Jim. I’m a Doctor, not a urologist!

OH, wait...

[proust]

Red meat for the #resist niche.

[Logical me]

Time to shut Mueller down. It is out of control and totally unconstitutional.

[ClearCase_guy]

[Steely Tom]

I, Mudd.

[V K Lee]

Of course he did.
Couldn’t believe a person of this caliber would even think to spend HIS money when there is always a way to avoid doing so. Have you forgotten? He’s a “reporter, journalist, lyin’ SOB (he is on CNN is he not?)
Hide your smokes. He’s the type that would always be asking, assuming he’s not switched sides as yet.

[Enchante]

Every libtard churnalist does lots of pants-wetting, so this statement is no surprise.

[Liz]

Mueller's single biggest mistake (among many)--- is treating
Trump as if he were a 9-5 average working class individual.

Pampered, spoon-fed Mueller can't aspire to the real facts:

Trump is a billionaire entrepreneur of the hard-as-nails realty game.

Trump aced the entertainment business----at the tippity-top of the TV ratings for 14 years.

Trump is a survivor of the dog-eat-dog gaming industry. People like Barron Hilton could not pass A/C's rigorous
screening for gaming licenses. Trump bailed out Barron with $350 million, eventually opened four A/C casinos...
and owned casinos elsewhere.

[originalbuckeye]

‘I’d wet my pants’

That’s because you’re a girly-man, Mr Mudd!

[pgkdan]

Mudd’s always impressed me as a pants pee-er.

[JonPreston]

I think Mudd is the son of Roger Mudd, the reporter who blew up Teddy Kennedy’s presidential aspirations in 1968 with one question.

[hecticskeptic]

I think Mudd is the son of Roger Mudd,...

Nope... different Mudd family.

[hawkaw]

... why do you want to be president ...

[Mastador1]

Newsfalsh! CNN's Mudd a