Posted on 03/17/2018 9:10:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
Recently, while visiting India's ancient city of Mandu, in Madhya Pradesh, accident-prone tourist Hillary Clinton lost her footing and skidded down the stairs of 13th-century /watch?v=4vm79_fiArAJahaz Mahal<.a>. It happened as Mrs. Clinton and an escort descended the stone stairs like the mother of a bride being ushered to the head table. The former first lady's unsuccessful effort to steady herself was remedied by a white male escort who likely convinced his wife to vote for Trump. In any case, looking as if she had slipped on a banana peel, three quarters of the way down the staircase, the failed presidential candidate unintentionally headed into a yoga straddle split with one leg entirely in midair. That's when a second white male escort, wearing a matching straw hat, hurried to the side of the portly politician. Attempting to help the men steer her carefully onto terra firma, Hillary kicked off her orthopedic sandals and tried to grip the stone with her gecko toes. It's horrible to say, but at 71 years old, Hillary should avoid sudden jerking motions, because lurching forward, backward, or side-to-side often results in incontinence issues for senior citizens with aging bladders. So, after the stair incident, it's not surprising that Miss Hillary thought it would be wise for everyone involved if she avoided the hot sun and instead slipped out of her white capris and soaked for a spell in a bath at the Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodhpur. Hillary, who broke her toe in London last year, has proven that elderly pear-shaped women do lose their balance, slip, and fall. Hillary explained the London incident in the following way:
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“Aren’t those the “choice of lesbians” everywhere?”
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They are German sandals,not a sexuality statement.
Give it a rest.
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-—She fell in the bath tub——
That is the story.
My bet is on a skateboard accident /s
Strokes today are fully treated unlike 30 years ago that resulted in paralysis and other problems. Today the treatments for strokes are miraculous.
Ain’ nobody got time to listen to that sheeet. HRC is famous for refusing to listen to the little people.
She got it from saving a classroom of schoolchildren by rappelling down the side of a burning building while under heavy machine gun fire from the NRA and the Nazis. Brian Williams is an eyewitness.
She might have tipped one too many before dipping in the tub. A tub is a dangerous thing. She needs her escorts with her while soaking, a request I’m sure they turned down.
Hillary broke her fingertip.
Huma asked, “Did you break the whole finger?”
Hillary: “No, the one next to it.”
“Today the treatments for strokes are miraculous.”
Yep,I had one 5 1/2 years ago.
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A few years ago, I sustained a serious injury by falling down a small flight of stairs while wearing flip flops. At the time, I was rushing and carrying heavy bags in each hand. I lost my balance, and landed on a concrete sidewalk.
Most foot doctors will tell you NEVER to wear flip flops or other shoes that can easily slip of your feet. A lot of injuries occur when women wear that type of shoes.
It is not only the tread that is important. She was wearing open back shoes (no strap to keep it on your foot.)
My guess that her wrist was fractured when one of the men grabbed her arm to keep her from falling.
Something similar happened to my niece when she was a toddler. She was about to grab a very hot fondue pot and her father swiftly pulled on her arm to prevent her from doing so.
I am so glad you are with us!!!!
“...Then there’s Melania....I don’t know how she does it....”
Her centers of mass and gravity are better organized and centered that Hitlery’s.
I am impressed with the men who dash and grab and stabilize who are apparently in no danger of falling down themselves.
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