Posted on 03/17/2018 9:10:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
Recently, while visiting India's ancient city of Mandu, in Madhya Pradesh, accident-prone tourist Hillary Clinton lost her footing and skidded down the stairs of 13th-century /watch?v=4vm79_fiArAJahaz Mahal<.a>. It happened as Mrs. Clinton and an escort descended the stone stairs like the mother of a bride being ushered to the head table. The former first lady's unsuccessful effort to steady herself was remedied by a white male escort who likely convinced his wife to vote for Trump. In any case, looking as if she had slipped on a banana peel, three quarters of the way down the staircase, the failed presidential candidate unintentionally headed into a yoga straddle split with one leg entirely in midair. That's when a second white male escort, wearing a matching straw hat, hurried to the side of the portly politician. Attempting to help the men steer her carefully onto terra firma, Hillary kicked off her orthopedic sandals and tried to grip the stone with her gecko toes. It's horrible to say, but at 71 years old, Hillary should avoid sudden jerking motions, because lurching forward, backward, or side-to-side often results in incontinence issues for senior citizens with aging bladders. So, after the stair incident, it's not surprising that Miss Hillary thought it would be wise for everyone involved if she avoided the hot sun and instead slipped out of her white capris and soaked for a spell in a bath at the Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodhpur. Hillary, who broke her toe in London last year, has proven that elderly pear-shaped women do lose their balance, slip, and fall. Hillary explained the London incident in the following way:
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Most people would be wearing shoes with tread. For whatever reason, she choose to wear slick-sole shoes.
Unless you are a lush then you have to kick them off.
Hillary, who broke her toe in London last year, has proven that elderly pear-shaped women
A delightfully vicious piece of sarcasm.
Perfect balance of cruelty and contempt. Give me more.
Did a search on
hillary slipped down stairs in india
The only mainstream media that bothered to cover it is the NY Post.
All others suppressed it.
Did a search on
trump holds glass with two hands
AOL, NY daily news, Huff, newsweak, msn all thought it was so important that they had to cover it.
It’s sad to laugh at people’s misfortunes but this author had
me laughing at all the events discussed. Hillary is going out
with a bang that people will remember.
Like everything else, H.R. Clintoonie had to blame somebody so she blamed her sandals. LOL. Mrs. Weiner is also wearing sandals or shower shoes coming down the stairs behind her and she doesn’t seem to be having any problems. I guess if they had a branch of the NRA in India, Clintoonie would have blamed the NRA members for her falling backwardness. What a clown.
I despise Hillary Clinton but this article is trying so hard to be clever and funny it’s ridiculous.
A dreadful piece of journalism.
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OMW!!!
There is something about this piece that causes ongoing laughter that will not cease.
The subject? The well written words?
You be the judge.
You have a religious name and tag line and that is what you posted? Does not compute.
This is a little, or a lot, off subject but it just occurred to me..... how hilarious it would have been if queen Hillary had been elected and her first official duty would have been to pardon Carlos Danger!
Lol! Yes! And the little attached toy could be a little man she decapitates over and over.
I love that sack of potatoes into the van GIF. It is my favorite GIF ever. The new slippery shoes on stairs is good too, but it’s in second place.
If this fat slug runs again, these video clips ought to be front and center in Trump’s political ads.
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I can’t imagine anybody on that tour is having a very good time.
“Does sec Clinton indulge in adult beverages?”
“Only when she’s awake.”
And when asleep she uses an IV! ;-)
Someone said kicking off her shoes was bad idea as she could get a hookworm in her foot.
“”orthopedic sandals””
Maybe so - but looked more like Birkenstocks to me unless they’re also known as orthopedic.....My daughter wore those in high school and far beyond and I detested the look of them. Someone else on another thread mentioned that Huma behind Hillary on those stairs looked pretty unconcerned and she truly did. Why on earth is she traipsing around the world with Hillary? Who is taking care of her little boy? Her mother? WOW - nothing like giving up your child for some drunken floozie who can’t walk a straight line.
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