Scientology TV Launches: "We're Not Here to Preach to You"

hollywoodreporter.com ^ | 3/13/2018 | unknown

[rktman]

The new network premiered on Monday evening with four original programs and an hourlong launch special introduced by Church leader David Miscavige.

Scientology TV, a network dedicated to the religion, officially launched Monday evening at 5 p.m. PT with a message from Church leader David Miscavige, making a rare on-camera appearance.

"We're not here to preach to you, to convince you or to convert you," he said. "No, we simply want to show you, because after all, the first principle of Scientology is that it's only true if it is true to you. So, take a look and then decide for yourself."

[rktman]

And it costs how much to "achieve" the highest level possible? L.Ron would be so proud. Well he probably is watching from the bridge of the star craft.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Leah Remini has ‘em running scared.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[grobdriver]

the first principle of Scientology is that it's only true if it is true to you.

Ahuh.

[VietVet876]

It will be available on Direct TV but not cable. Based on Direct TV’s ad campaign that portrays cable users as inept masochistic morons, I assume that it will do well on the satellite service with its multitude of anti-cable inept masochistic morons. They are now “clear” to launch. Operating Thetans, activate your thingers.

[bmwcyle]

A Satan Cult TV Show.

[Leep]

I like my cult to be non-preachy.

[pinkandgreenmom]

I live in the Clearwater area. There are multiple billboards up and down Rt. 19 advertising the new channel.

[Salvavida]

God’s Word forms God’s people. It is good they don’t preach, because it isn’t from God.

[AppyPappy]

Anyone who tells you they won’t preach to you...

Is going to preach to you.

[BBQToadRibs]

“We’re Not Here to Preach to You”

Translation: “We’re here to brainwash you.”

[Leaning Right]

[BookmanTheJanitor]

[Buckeye McFrog]

The Scientology Channel:

Making Jim Bakker and Joel Osteen Look Reputable.

[rktman]

Did you stop by the SeaOrg HQ and take the test to see if you’re a qualified candidate? ;-)

[shotgun]

24/7 reruns of Battlefield Earth?

[TADSLOS]

Surprised she isn’t dead already.

[dfwgator]

[JimSEA]

Okay. There are people who believe this idiocy?

[V_TWIN]

I hope she has some protection from “accidents”.