[the OlLine Rebel]

Please, please say this is satire!

[robroys woman]

Home schooling is needed on a massive scale in this country if we hope to raise a generation that is not rife with complete nincompoops.

[Logical me]

If true looks like this insanity will never end.

[antidemoncrat]

It doesn’t take much to get snow flakes to melt these days. I keep having a recurring dream that Mexico invades us and all the snow flakes descended on DC and demanded we surrender.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Liberals are extremists. There is no room for common sense or a middle ground with them.

[Ken H]

“the symbol, which represents a number that when multiplied by itself equals another number,...”

Isn’t that usually case except when the number is 1?

[C210N]

Clearly, this student needs some more schooling. When questioned, he should have quickly inserted a ‘-1’ inside the “gun”. Then, he could answer that it was just imaginary.

[riri]

There are going to be gulags in the future if this is what our kids are being reduced to.

No escaping it.

[mikrofon]

In related news, Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York has restricted use of the cube root sign, stating that no one needs a number greater than a ‘2’ in the radical to perform safe math…

[Vaquero]

So they found no Guns in the house. Now what would have happened to me if I wrote the square root symbol and the police searched my house? And let say they FOUND firearms? Would that be a validation of those who complained that I drew a ‘gun symbol’?

Sick and getting sicker.

[edwinland]

“the symbol, which represents a number that when multiplied by itself equals another number,”

That description is completely incoherent and flat out wrong in every respect. The symbol doesn’t represent a number. It represents a function. And even if it did represent a number, EVERY number when multiplied by itself equals another number.

What a mess.

[SKI NOW]

What did the teacher think it was.

[sipow]

Well, in the student’s defense, that symbol looks like a radical to me.

[Snickering Hound]

[HotHunt]

You can't make this stuff up.

Keep your voices down, because I hope nobody notices the shape of the state of Florida.

[Daffynition]

[boycott]

More proof government should get out of education.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

That looks like a gun?

Well, it’s a good thing they called the cops before it went off and hurt someone.

[gundog]

What about 1?

[hal ogen]

Idiot students...teachers...sheriff deputies. ALL idiots in this instance.