[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Well hey, at least the Dems Walk The Walk and Talk The Talk, by putting on someone who meets all their Diversity checkboxes, and who "looks like America" much more than Donald Trump does.

They put a woman on ..... er, no, wait, it was Joe somebody. Ok, scratch that one.

But at least he was a person of color! .... Oops, um, yeah, about that one: he's the palest white guy you've ever seen, semi-albino looking. Erase that checkbox.

B-b-but hey, at least he was gay ..... er, ah, no, apparently he's straight.

Ok ok, gimme some space here.... At least he's poor, while Trump is wealthy, right? No? Yes? Ok, I guess that's a big No as well.

But hey! At least he was born poor, into some family of nobodys, and had to claw his way upwards. Right? ..... Wrong? Dang, I'm batting 0.000 so far...

Hey, I've got it! He comes from an incredibly well-respected political family known for the wonderful way they treat women. Yeah, that's it! Finally I hit the target.

Way to go on spiking the Diversity Meter upwards, Demolosers!

[familyop]

"But at least he was a person of color! .... Oops, um, yeah, about that one: he's the palest white guy you've ever seen, semi-albino looking. Erase that checkbox."

Joe Kennedy the Umpteenth could easily fix that with some makeup like the kind worn by Al Jolson. He'd be a real star then!

[MoochPooch]

Way to go on spiking the Diversity Meter upwards, Demolosers!

Ironic, isn't it, that in spite of all their rhetoric they still need a straight white male for validation?

[roadcat]

Hey, I've got it! He comes from an incredibly well-respected political family known for the wonderful way they treat women.

To honor that achievement, the democrats put him at a podium with a broken-down car with hood up in the background. Chappaquiddick! Dems know how to screw up everything!