[detective]

This could be a great story. California politicians against Starbucks, etc.

[ltc8k6]

Cali has labeled everything as carcinogenic, making the warnings totally lose any meaning to the public.

[gubamyster]

Not only will you get cancer, but if you use a straw they will send you to jail.

[GoldenState_Rose]

and use of plastic straws will soon send Californians to jail if one leader has his way.

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/01/26/california-bill-would-jail-and-fine-waiters-who-offer-unsolicited-plastic-straws/

[laweeks]

You just can’t make this stuff up . . . Amazing!

[Cowboy Bob]

LOL! I would love to see this happen.

They should have a sign on each cup: WARNING! The contents of this cup could kill you!

This is what they do with cigarettes.

[Tenacious 1]

“Yes, waiter. I’ll have a coffee, with sugar, a bottle of water, a straw and extra napkins.” .... waiter slowly starts to dial on his phone...

“I’d like to report a crime. I have a patron here wanting me to serve him coffee with a plastic container of water and a straw..... yes, I’ll stay with him until help arrives.”

[upchuck]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

[tomkat]

California may label coffee a cancer risk

pot/kettle ?

California already IS a sanity risk.

[TigersEye]

Life and all known phenomena has been recognized as carcinogenic by the State of California.

[M Kehoe]

I label CA as a mental health risk.

5.56mm

[Steely Tom]

Remember the scene in Annie Hall where Alvy Singer's friend in LA picks him up dressed in a tinfoil suit from head to toe?

When Alvy’s friend Rob springs him from jail, we see Rob’s gone full-California. Putting what looks like a spacesuit over his head, Alvy asks if they’re driving through plutonium. Rob answers: “Keeps out the alpha rays, Max! You don’t get old.”

[LeonardFMason]

How long before Governor Moonbat starts suing Big Coffee for BILLIONS because of the “untold financial cost that coffee drinking has visited on California”.

Can’t make this crap up.

[TruthWillWin]

But is coffee OK if you drink it with a plastic straw?

[cranked]

California has simply gone off the deep end and into a bottomless pit.

[puppypusher]

The State of California is a Cancer Risk.

Not to make light of the subject though,thats the first time I have heared of coffee as being a potential carcinogen.When did that occurr?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Time to bring Juan Valdez in on a murder charge.

[I want the USA back]

Stepping in $hit in the streets of San Fran$hithole is also a cause of cancer.

[stanne]

Birth control pills are in the same class of carcinogens as cigarettes

They cause Breast cancer

They could talk about that

Induced abortion is as well.

[Red Badger]

The land of fruits and nuts!..............oh, yeah, they cause cancer, too!.................

[cableguymn]

California is a cancer.