[GoldenState_Rose]

and use of plastic straws will soon send Californians to jail if one leader has his way.

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/01/26/california-bill-would-jail-and-fine-waiters-who-offer-unsolicited-plastic-straws/

[17th Miss Regt]

Yes, but think of all the good public works projects that could be accomplished by an army of state slaves convicted of giving away unnecessary straws!

[House Atreides]

“...use of plastic straws will soon send Californians to jail...”
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And use/selling of plastic swizzle sticks will send them to the gallows!