'Gorilla channel' warfare: Parody book excerpt fools Trump trashers

Fox News ^ | January 5, 2017 | Adam Shaw

[Enchante]

One of the most entertaining "excerpts" circulated from Michael Wolff's explosive tell-all was a passage describing President Trump supposedly watching a “gorilla channel” for hours on end.

The excerpt, of course, was a parody and wasn't actually from the “Fire and Fury” book.

But it managed to fool plenty of Trump critics anyway, with an MSNBC contributor and others initially appearing to treat the passage as legit.

[Enchante]

I hope ppl are deluging all cable and satellite providers with calls & requests for “The Gorilla Channel”

[HiTech RedNeck]

Somebody’s gonna create it now

[Bodleian_Girl]

My first thought was, "What? There isn't a Gorilla Channel?"

[WalterSkinner]

..I laughed so hard I was crying when I read this story. The Netflix tweet nearly had me on the floor...

[freedomlover]

[HiTech RedNeck]

That’s like an unbelievable caricature even of WWE redneck, which doubtless Donald does get.

[SERKIT]

Why would you need a “hastily constructed transmission tower” for this? Someone is going to do a page turn on this ‘dung heap’ book and prove how silly this is. Has any MSM monkeys asked Wolff about the ‘gorilla channel’ incident during his book tour?

[TigersEye]

LOL, 17 hours a day, face four inches from the screen, yelling at the gorillas.

That would actually prove that Trump was the most brilliant, most energetic human being to ever live. By an order of magnitude never before imgained.

With so few hours left in the day to work he still accomplished more in his first year in office than any previous president has in their entire terms.

[Enchante]

Now we need someone to create a proper "Lemming Channel" in honor of all the Leftards, who just cannot stop in their mass raging Trump hatred:

[HiTech RedNeck]

Of course not. That was put in to see if anyone was thinking better than a ... Gorilla.

[Doogle]

"...ya can't fix stupid"

[TigersEye]

Why would you need a “hastily constructed transmission tower” for this?

Apparently Wolff hasn't noticed any technological changes since the 1950s.

[Bodleian_Girl]

Lemming Channel, great!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Yeah...17 hours on the Gorilla Channel, an hour for dinner, an hour for some meetings, four hours of sleep, and an hour to shower, shave and have breakfast. I tell you, he gets more done working an hour a day than any man or woman in history.

[dfwgator]

First Announcer: Good evening. Here is the news for Gorillas:

No gorillas were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collision with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a GORILLA. A spokesman for gorillas said he was glad no gorillas were involved. The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal....None of them went in the cage, or ate any of the bananas. Yum, Yum.

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

Out of touch with reality is what they are.

[BenLurkin]

[eyedigress]

So everybody could watch on UHF 45.

[Bodleian_Girl]

“Work it girl!”