[OldMissileer]

Woman: We never go anywhere.
Man: Where do you want to go?
Woman: I don't care.
Man: How about [place]?
Woman: No, I hate that place.
Man: Ok. What about [place]?
Woman: No, it's too noisy.
Man: Then [place]?
Woman: That's boring.
Man: Then where DO you want to go?
Woman: It doesn't matter to me.

I have been with my wife for 39 years and that is what I have had put up with the entire time!

[savedbygrace]

Try this:

I have a surprise for you. I am taking you someplace special. But for that to happen, you first have to guess where I am taking you.

Then whatever she guesses first, take her there.

LOL!

[IronJack]

Woman (Monday night): We never go anywhere.
Man: Fine. Let's go out. There's a new place I'd like to see.
Woman: Great! Let's go.

Man (Friday night): Hey, let's go back to that place we liked on Monday.
Woman (pouting): Can't we just stay home for one night?