1) If you don't want us to fix it, why did you bring it up?
I hate hearing the same story about how they had a rough time in an all male workplace. I am tired of the same stories. She’s been out of the workplace as long as she was in it. Can’t we move on?
I am tired of constant negativity. Robo calls are specifically aimed at interrupting her day. And, I hear about them way too much. I get the same number but a moment after I hang up I have forgotten them.
Cooking something is a crisis and requires more planning than the D-day invasion. I will just reach in the refrigerator and pull something out. No problem.
With every good looking woman is a man who’s tired of her crap.
#6. Randomly move items from where men expect to find them. Women have the innate ability to move items into a man’s blind spot. They can move it a foot from where it has been and the man will not be able to find it. The saying that “there is a place for everything and everything has a place” does not mean the same place every time as far as women are concerned.
My foot doesn’t even touch the kitchen floor yet when I get home from work when the talking starts. Sheesh, give me 5 minutes will ya?
My lovely wife doesn’t do anything that annoys me.
Of course, she doesn’t like my little white lies.
You mean the FIRST five?
#7 PUT THE EFFING LID BACK ON !!!!!
Annoying things clickbait sites do is put 5 things on five different pages.
I was feeling smug until I got to number five. In my defense, though, I do that only when he’s the one who upset me. Drives him nuts and I so it even while thinking I should stop.
Can’t live with “em or without “em.
The solution to the toilet seat battle is quite simple: man or woman... Close the lid when finished.
The wife has 3 brothers. No problemo with toilet etiquette. She has had to learn to look.
I would never, ever, lower the seat back because I was told to. My BILs wife had some sort of cutesy sign telling men to put the seat back down. I always purposely raised the seat even if I was using said seat.
You can drive and use high tech appliances. You can learn to operate the toilet
This could get very interesting.
2) Tell us how hard women have it.
3) Then there’s the whole toilet seat thing.
4) We’re expected to talk way too much.
5) Expect us to be mind readers.
What annoys me is that 90% of the clutter and crap laying out in the house is hers. But if I leave anything out she puts it away.
1) Complaining about a thing I or someone else did 15 to 20 years ago.
2) Always having to be the one most unhappy.
“When you get a chance” really means
Drop what you are doing right now, dammit.
Only 5??
Oddly enough, my husband is the one who is the toilet seat fanatic. Always sniping about closing the lid.
I think its funny when the cats fall in. Apparently he doesn’t.
Women and Men might as well be different Species, when it comes to how they view both each other and the Universe in general