[ButThreeLeftsDo]

If I were to tuck a pistol under my pillow, I would never be able to locate it, the way I toss and turn all night.

In a holster that is tacked to the back of the headboard.

[sparklite2]

I read about some dude who kept a pistol next to the phone on a bedside table. Very late at night, the phone roused him from a deep sleep whereupon he picked up his gun and shot himself in the head. The lesson to be learned is to never answer the phone at night.

[mdittmar]

Mine is close.

[Bonemaker]

“If I were to tuck a pistol under my pillow, I would never be able to locate it, the way I toss and turn all night.”

Like me with the tv remote.

[aces]

agreed, dangerous under the pillow

[SuperLuminal]

"In a holster that is tacked to the back of the headboard. "

Dang! You are lucky... If I have a break-in:

• I'd jump out of bed;
• get into my boat;
• cruise out into the Chesapeake Bay south of the Bay Bridge;
• get my scuba equipment on;
• retrieve one of my guns;
• climb back into the boat;
• get back to the dock;
• unpack the AK;
• run back into my house; and,
• shoot the mf scumbag.